I remember this one from years ago-------------I am hornier than a three peckered billygoat--------here are two that I use whenever youngsters get froggy-------You couldn't roll me over if I was laying on the floor dead---------Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill everytime

[This message has been edited by Bubbadewsky (edited 02-16-2001).]

 

Yuck who could stand puttin' sugar in their tea. nasty.
What does snipe taste like? Of all the snipe hunting expeditions I've been on, I've never actually got one. Just here them rustling in the trees. Other people always saw them, but I never did

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'97 F-150 Lariat SuperCab 4X4

• White/Silver, 4.6L, Auto.,Open 3:55
• Tinted Windows/Bedmat/Toolbox/Lund Bug Deflector/Ventvisors/Extra Horns
• 265/75/16 BFGoodrich AT's on polished 16x8 AR-136's
• Cat-back Dual Exhaust (Straight pipes with big chrome tips)
• Black Polar Bear Grille Guard
• Cranked Torsion Bars for 1" Lift

 

("You are squirrelyer than a three peckered owl")

 

so that s how you spell stewpid ok thanks

 

she so ugly she has to sneek up on a glass of water

 

Hornier than a pig in sh@t

Useless as two t!ts on a boar

 

Military term FIGMO

Finally
I
got
My
Orders

Backwards means (a lot of people don't realized)

Oh
My
God
I'm
F@cked

 

"He couldn't pour **** out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel"

 

I'm too old to cut the mustard but I can still lick the jar

 

Another variation "she's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road"

Me,I can't get enough sweet tea.

 

Up here in the Great White North you can be slower than molasses in January.

Real tea comes from a tea bag. If tea was meant to be drank sweet they would put sugar in the bag.

Regards

Jean Marc Chartier

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00 F-150 XLT SC Flairside 4x4 4.6 w/5spd 3.55LSD
Warn XD9000i, skid plates, Draw tite class III,
Rancho RSX Reflex shocks,
BFG 285/75 R16 MTs,
Borla Cat Back, Headman Headers,
Modified Air Cleaner Outlet Tube
and air box, Ported Throttle body,
Shortened MAF sensor tower,
K&N air filter,
Superchips

 

"You guys are so damned stupid, you'd ******* up a one car parade!!!!"

I once said that to a Ford service manager in the middle of his shop after he decided to move my truck outside minus the tranny and transfer case. Unfortunately, the rear drive shaft was restrained only by the center carrier, tearing the sh*t out of my exhaust and the front u-joint, and giving me a rear end that leaks to this day. I almost parked my SuperDuty on the showroom floor, by way of the plate glass window! The front driveshaft was *securely* held in place by the wiring harness for the transfer case! Great service!!!

Rant mode off

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-IKE

2000 F-250 SuperDuty Crew Cab 4x4

"My graduation present to myself!"

Go Boilers!!
1999 Graduate -Purdue University
"Close by the Wabash, in famed Hoosier land..."
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[This message has been edited by IKE (edited 02-17-2001).]

 

Sugar in your tea is the only way to go. Sombody down South back me up on this on. These northern boys, don't know what they're missin. Try it sometime...it is a whole lot better than unsweet. You northern boys keep after those snipes too. You might get one some day.

 

Tea without sugar???? I am amazed at the amount of pain you can withstand

 

Tea without sugar is a felony in Houston, LMAO,,,,98
Again,,staying on topic,,,,He had breath so bad,Rice Crispies wouldn't even talk to him That's always been a favorite of mine,LOL,,,,,98

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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Westin nerfs blk .powdercoat
Clear front corners
Stillen Quad light air dam, sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
[b]Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,don't laugh it sounds pretty good
Viper alarm
On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com

officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com

WOW,what a cool site!

FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
Had to take the picture out,it was way too out of date,,,,98