Is the Pope Catholic? (I just used this on the BEER one)

Does a bear sh@t in the woods?

------------------
99 F250XLT Supercab LD
5.4L 3.73 LS
White/Silver
Graphite interior
6 CD changer/Captain's Chairs

 

back to the top


come on you gotta think of funny stuff here.
.
.
..
.
.
..
.
.

.

------------------
1999 F-150 Supercab Styleside Lariat 5.4L V8 3.55LS gears
Tan Leather Seats Front/Back
Captain Chairs in front
Tan Leather Wrapped Steering Wheel
Remote Entry
Signal Mirrors

Navigator Front End
Factory 2tone Red on top of Gold
Metallic Flake Ghost Flames in the gold
18inch Wheels
Lowered 2/3
Rhino Bedliner
Euro "Atezza" Tail Lights

Stock CD player
Rockford Fosgate Punch 250a Amplifier
2 RF Punch DXL 8inch Subwoofers
2 Kenwood Midranges (in the front doors)

K&N "Drop In" Filter
Flowmasters

Within the next Month: Superchip, 3/4 drop (already got the money just need to order them)

By my 17th birthday (March 23rd): White Face Guages, HOPEFULLY A SUPERCHARGER PACKAGE

Some Quick Photos
www.geocities.com/thepyromaniackid

Things That Have Gone Wrong So Far:
Burnt Anti-Freeze Smell
The Anti-Freeze seems to leaking but the fluid level hasn't gone done any
This has Caused a Coil to go out
The passenger side Door-Lock went out
The driver side Door-Lock went out
Muth Signal Mirrors Reflective Backing Cracked All To Hell

Fixed under warranty: Coil, Passenger Side Door-Lock
Will be Fixed under warranty: Driver Side Door-Lock, Muth Signal Mirrors
(Wonder what the Ford House will say when I show up with a Lincoln Truck for warranty work)

Can't FInd The Anti-Freeze Leak (?)
Tried putting in AlumniSeal and hasn't got hot enough to see if it still has the
Burnt Anit-Freeze Smell

 

peace out ??

y peace out ??

does peace out actually mean anything ??

 

my dad would say things like...

"it's so cold it would freeze the ***** off a brass monkey."

- or -

"that woman's **** looks like 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into a 5 pound bag."

------------------
Howie's Effie
Amazon Green 2000 F150 XLT 5.4L 4x4 ORP Supercab Flareside
Captains Chairs, Electronic Shift, Rear Slider, Keyless Entry, Cab Steps, 3.55 L/S
Mods: Superchip, FIPK, Flowmaster Force II, Rhino Liner, fogs + hibeams

 

Some classics that may need explanation, but don't ask me:

"She'd make a truck take a dirt road."

"You'd F*CK up a vacant lot!"

"Her butt looks like two pigs in a wool sock doin the nasty."

"If it has a face on it; either shoot it, shoe it, or F*CK it!"

 

-01sl, I have watched some people chase the cows for tipping, but they couldn't catch them, and I have sent people snipe hunting before.
-I grew up in TN and am in school in south AL. I have had the chance to travel out West and some across the Mason-Dixson. Can someone explain unsweet tea. That has me confused. Why would anyone drink tea that isn't sweet?
-Keep it real. Meek

------------------
1997 Black 4x4 F-150 XLT 4.6L 285/75/16 Bridgestone Dueler A/T's Eagle Alloy Wheels, K&N Airfilter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Dual tips off of one pipe. Nerf Bars, Brush guard, 2 Ralley Lights, Sony X-plod head unit, Jensen 500 watt amp, Sony X-Plod 10" Sub

sooner or later: a lift and bigger mud terrain tires

 

I'm so poor I can't get free advice!!

It was in the last place I looked.

SNAFU = situation normal all *******ed up.



------------------
SEE YA, DOINIT 2001 F-150 4X2 SuperCrew XLT, Exterior Island Blue, Interior Medium Parchment, 5.4L, 3.55 Limited Slip, Sliding Rear Window, Remote Entry, 6-Disc CD Changer, Captains Chairs, Towing Package

THIS WEEKEND
Install Expy Console
Ford Molded Mud Guards
Ford Bug Deflector

 

Flatlander, snipe tastes like chicken. During the summer I chase snipe around in one of these. Never actaully caught one, but I almost caught a deer with it, if that counts for anything.

------------------
1997 F-150 Lariat
Ext Cab Short Box
4x4 Off Road Package
3.55 Gears
265/75 R16 Uniroyal Laredo M/Ts

My 2 cents worth

If you're gonna stroke it, POWERSTROKE IT!!!

[This message has been edited by powerstroke73 (edited 02-16-2001).]

 

lol chicken huh?
I remember seeing one of your old posts with that thing, that's a heckuva machine.

 

I've always heard this, and wondered what the hell it meant.

"Waiting with baited breath"

If your breath smells like bait, go gargle some mineral spirits or something...god.

 

Lariat4WD,

Ya got me rollin'..that's "bated", er, to 'hold back'.

And who uses sugar with their tea?

 

*I'm yer huckleberry (best damn line in a movie ever)
*useless @ chicken ***** on a pump handle
*slicker than a minnows **** in january
*slower than christmas
cant think of anymore at the present but down here in the south we got a million of em


-Zac-

------------------

• [*]
• [*]
• [*]

• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]

• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]
• [*]

 

do fat puppies poop?

 

Proxac,
I love that movie.Its one of my all time favorites.I still can't believe that Val Kilmer didn't get some kind of award for how good did playing doc holiday. I think I have seen it 100+ times.ok so I have no life>i am ok with it.
just thought of one:
a whopper
to fisherman this would means a larger fish to anyone else its a piece of candy, go figure.
One of my dads:
Knee high to a grasshopper
now I realize that its supposed to mean when you were small but geeze knee high to a grasshopper is like 2 centimeters and thats really small
enough for now

 

Hotter than a horror on nickel night.