Your Donkey Is An Ass
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From: Navarre, FL
One I used to hear was
"She is so fine, I'd eat the peanuts out of her ***** just to see where it comes from"
By the way you know you are to far north when they put sugar in the cornbread and none in the Tea. I unfortunately am stuck just a few miles north of the Mason-Dixon line, thanks to the USAF
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GalaxyEng
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"She is so fine, I'd eat the peanuts out of her ***** just to see where it comes from"
By the way you know you are to far north when they put sugar in the cornbread and none in the Tea. I unfortunately am stuck just a few miles north of the Mason-Dixon line, thanks to the USAF
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GalaxyEng
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From: Columbus, OH
My family is from TN, and I grew up on sweet tea. Had it as plentiful as water. Maybe that explains my extensive dental work throughout my life. The only place to et good sweet tea up here is 1) My Mother and 2) The Cracker Barrel surprisingly enough. And no you can't come over to my mothers, and no, no "your momma" jokes 
But to stay on topic
You're so ugly you could scare rottweilers off a meat truck.
S
But to stay on topic
You're so ugly you could scare rottweilers off a meat truck.
S
also add cream!!
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From: At the Gas Pump!
How about:
Busier than a one-legged man in an *** kicking contest.
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
If I could buy you for what you're worth, and sell you for what you think you're worth, I'd be a billionare.
Trot yer horse around the corral and let me look at it.
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Even flies don't like yer *****!
Is a frogs *** watertight?
He's been working here since they invented dirt.
Busier than a one-legged man in an *** kicking contest.
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
If I could buy you for what you're worth, and sell you for what you think you're worth, I'd be a billionare.
Trot yer horse around the corral and let me look at it.
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Even flies don't like yer *****!
Is a frogs *** watertight?
He's been working here since they invented dirt.
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From: Madisonville, KY
Hey guys,
Amen on the sweet tea. I'd drink it every time I sat down if that was possible. And no, I just ain't the same adding sugar after it's already brewed. As for the current topic, how about these:
Dumber than a box of rocks
He/she's dumb/ugly enough to be twins (same effect either way)
Not the shiniest apple on the tree
If you're feeling froggy, start jumping...
Like ugly on an ape
For my fellow Southerners, are "y'all", "ain't", and "fixin' to" part of your regular vocabulary? Mine, too!
Amen on the sweet tea. I'd drink it every time I sat down if that was possible. And no, I just ain't the same adding sugar after it's already brewed. As for the current topic, how about these:
Dumber than a box of rocks
He/she's dumb/ugly enough to be twins (same effect either way)
Not the shiniest apple on the tree
If you're feeling froggy, start jumping...
Like ugly on an ape
For my fellow Southerners, are "y'all", "ain't", and "fixin' to" part of your regular vocabulary? Mine, too!
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From: Valdosta, Ga
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GO 4D IT:
At restaurants in the north, when you order tea, it comes unsweetened. In the south, when you order tea, you get asked "sweet or unsweet?" I order sweet. But why can't you just add the sugar you want to unsweet? Maybe it's just not the same.
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At restaurants in the north, when you order tea, it comes unsweetened. In the south, when you order tea, you get asked "sweet or unsweet?" I order sweet. But why can't you just add the sugar you want to unsweet? Maybe it's just not the same.
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Have you ever tried to get sugar to dissolve in a glass of iced tea? Much easier while it's still warm.
How about "Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest".
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From: Richmond, VA
"Do you walk to school or pack your lunch?"
???
"You shake the trees, and I'll rake the leaves." -a phrase I heard as a kid listening to my Dad when they played Eucher, as in when in a loner, you tell your partner that if he wins the tricks, you will pick them up.
At restaurants in the north, when you order tea, it comes unsweetened. In the south, when you order tea, you get asked "sweet or unsweet?" I order sweet. But why can't you just add the sugar you want to unsweet? Maybe it's just not the same.
And..."busier than a cat covering up a turd on a tile floor."
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???
"You shake the trees, and I'll rake the leaves." -a phrase I heard as a kid listening to my Dad when they played Eucher, as in when in a loner, you tell your partner that if he wins the tricks, you will pick them up.
At restaurants in the north, when you order tea, it comes unsweetened. In the south, when you order tea, you get asked "sweet or unsweet?" I order sweet. But why can't you just add the sugar you want to unsweet? Maybe it's just not the same.
And..."busier than a cat covering up a turd on a tile floor."
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The GO 4D IT SuperCrew '01 SuperCrew XLT 4x2 (Generation II): 5.4L, Limited Slip, Black, 5-Spoke Rims, Dark Cloth, Capt. Chairs, Power Seat, Steps, Extender, Moonroof, 6-disc manual CD changer; Ford/Duraliner, '86 Mustang rear mats as humpmats, K&N Filter, Ford molded rear mudflaps.
(for sale) The GO 4D IT Ranger: '93 Ranger XLT SuperCab 4x2: 65K miles; 4.0L; Limited Slip; Black; Alum. Rims; A.C.; Power windows, mirrors, and locks; CD Player; Hard Tonneau; Running Boards.
If it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgates.
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From: San Diego, Ca USA
That went over like a lead balloon
slicker than snot on a greased grittle
Well that was preaty smucking fart.... (calling it F@cking Smart-Disleslick)
Sorry I can not spell!
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slicker than snot on a greased grittle
Well that was preaty smucking fart.... (calling it F@cking Smart-Disleslick)
Sorry I can not spell!
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From: San Diego, Ca USA
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Howies_effie:
[B]my dad would say things like...
"it's so cold it would freeze the ***** off a brass monkey."
- or -
"that woman's **** looks like 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into a 5 pound bag."
Is your dad retired from the NAVY?
The Navy was the ones that invented that brass ***** saying.
Cannon ***** where placed on a brass plate called a monkey that had pits in it for the cannon ***** to rest in so they would not roll around the gun deck. When it got cold the brass would contract faster and farther than the iron cannon ***** and then the plate Pops the cannon ball out. So it can be said that it "is cold enough to freeze the ***** off the brass monkey"
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[B]my dad would say things like...
"it's so cold it would freeze the ***** off a brass monkey."
- or -
"that woman's **** looks like 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into a 5 pound bag."
Is your dad retired from the NAVY?
The Navy was the ones that invented that brass ***** saying.
Cannon ***** where placed on a brass plate called a monkey that had pits in it for the cannon ***** to rest in so they would not roll around the gun deck. When it got cold the brass would contract faster and farther than the iron cannon ***** and then the plate Pops the cannon ball out. So it can be said that it "is cold enough to freeze the ***** off the brass monkey"
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