Your Donkey Is An Ass
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From: Near Ottawa, Canada
Heard one at work today. In a meeting, a colleague asked a simple question and another colleague snapped back something a little nasty. First colleague replied: Jeez! Who p!ssed in your corn flakes this morning?
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From: liquid sunshine state (oregon)
One from the florida election fiasco
"orange you glad you voted"
David Letterman(I think it waas him) had a top 10 list on the florida election mess.All were wonderfull sayings but this is the only one I can remember.
"orange you glad you voted"
David Letterman(I think it waas him) had a top 10 list on the florida election mess.All were wonderfull sayings but this is the only one I can remember.
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From: Halifax,NC USA
Around here lately it's been "coldern'a well diggers a$$"...Or, if you have an idea that just ain't gonna work "yore pi$$in' in the wind"Or if you're gonna tangle w/ someone you say "If you feel froggy...leap"Or if someone makes an excuse for something by starting w/ IF,you say "IF a frog had wings he would'nt bump his a$$ when he jumped... 
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From: Halifax,NC USA
Around here lately it's been "coldern'a well diggers a$$"...Or, if you have an idea that just ain't gonna work "yore pi$$in' in the wind"Or if you're gonna tangle w/ someone you say "If you feel froggy...leap"Or if someone makes an excuse for something by starting w/ IF,you say "IF a frog had wings he would'nt bump his a$$ when he jumped...
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From: the woodlands, tx, USA
A good one I heard when playing JR High football:
Excuses are like A$$holes, we all have 'em and they all stink.
Term used when I visited the old lady's parents in Iowa:
It's colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra.
Here's more for the snot on a marble kind of guys, these are best if used after the phrase "I'll be all over you..."
Like wet on water
Like stink on *****
Like water on a ducks a$$
Like white on rice
Excuses are like A$$holes, we all have 'em and they all stink.
Term used when I visited the old lady's parents in Iowa:
It's colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra.
Here's more for the snot on a marble kind of guys, these are best if used after the phrase "I'll be all over you..."
Like wet on water
Like stink on *****
Like water on a ducks a$$
Like white on rice
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I had a friend say this to me once on the phone
"I'll see ya when you get here"...I would hope so.
My father is from South Carolina so he had all these sayings like this one that I never understood.
"It's raining like a cow pissing on a hot flat rock"
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"I'll see ya when you get here"...I would hope so.
My father is from South Carolina so he had all these sayings like this one that I never understood.
"It's raining like a cow pissing on a hot flat rock"
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2001 F-150XLT SuperCab, Styleside, Silver, 4X4, 4R100, 5.4L, 3.55LS, 17in Rubber, Sport Package, Bedliner, Sliding Rear Window and A partridge in a pear tree...
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From: Texas, USA
Today someone said:
"You just load the wagon, I'll take care of the mule"
to mean if you give me something to do, I'll be sure it gets done...
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2000 F150 4.6LV8 Auto, Supercab SB XLT, Two-Tone Amazon Green/Gold, Extang Black Max
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"You just load the wagon, I'll take care of the mule"
to mean if you give me something to do, I'll be sure it gets done...
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2000 F150 4.6LV8 Auto, Supercab SB XLT, Two-Tone Amazon Green/Gold, Extang Black Max
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