hey well i just wanted to write that as a topic and see how people reply to it


ok i got an idea
everyone list a stupid saying
one that everyone understands
but they still ask .... "why?"

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1999 F-150 Supercab Styleside Lariat 5.4L V8 3.55LS gears
Tan Leather Seats Front/Back
Captain Chairs in front
Tan Leather Wrapped Steering Wheel
Remote Entry
Signal Mirrors

Navigator Front End
Factory 2tone Red on top of Gold
Metallic Flake Ghost Flames in the gold
18inch Wheels
Lowered 2/3
Rhino Bedliner
Euro "Atezza" Tail Lights

Stock CD player
Rockford Fosgate Punch 250a Amplifier
2 RF Punch DXL 8inch Subwoofers
2 Kenwood Midranges (in the front doors)

K&N "Drop In" Filter
Flowmasters

Within the next Month: Superchip, 3/4 drop (already got the money just need to order them)

By my 17th birthday (March 23rd): White Face Guages, HOPEFULLY A SUPERCHARGER PACKAGE

Some Quick Photos
www.geocities.com/thepyromaniackid

Things That Have Gone Wrong So Far:
Burnt Anti-Freeze Smell
The Anti-Freeze seems to leaking but the fluid level hasn't gone done any
This has Caused a Coil to go out
The passenger side Door-Lock went out
The driver side Door-Lock went out
Muth Signal Mirrors Reflective Backing Cracked All To Hell

Fixed under warranty: Coil, Passenger Side Door-Lock
Will be Fixed under warranty: Driver Side Door-Lock, Muth Signal Mirrors
(Wonder what the Ford House will say when I show up with a Lincoln Truck for warranty work)

Can't FInd The Anti-Freeze Leak (?)
Tried putting in AlumniSeal and hasn't got hot enough to see if it still has the
Burnt Anit-Freeze Smell

 

just joshing you man


so it off a a cartoon on Nickelodeon
"Rocket Power"

a new guy came to town and to give him a hard time they did somtin rude to him then said "Just Joshing You Man"

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1999 F-150 Supercab Styleside Lariat 5.4L V8 3.55LS gears
Tan Leather Seats Front/Back
Captain Chairs in front
Tan Leather Wrapped Steering Wheel
Remote Entry
Signal Mirrors

Navigator Front End
Factory 2tone Red on top of Gold
Metallic Flake Ghost Flames in the gold
18inch Wheels
Lowered 2/3
Rhino Bedliner
Euro "Atezza" Tail Lights

Stock CD player
Rockford Fosgate Punch 250a Amplifier
2 RF Punch DXL 8inch Subwoofers
2 Kenwood Midranges (in the front doors)

K&N "Drop In" Filter
Flowmasters

Within the next Month: Superchip, 3/4 drop (already got the money just need to order them)

By my 17th birthday (March 23rd): White Face Guages, HOPEFULLY A SUPERCHARGER PACKAGE

Some Quick Photos
www.geocities.com/thepyromaniackid

Things That Have Gone Wrong So Far:
Burnt Anti-Freeze Smell
The Anti-Freeze seems to leaking but the fluid level hasn't gone done any
This has Caused a Coil to go out
The passenger side Door-Lock went out
The driver side Door-Lock went out
Muth Signal Mirrors Reflective Backing Cracked All To Hell

Fixed under warranty: Coil, Passenger Side Door-Lock
Will be Fixed under warranty: Driver Side Door-Lock, Muth Signal Mirrors
(Wonder what the Ford House will say when I show up with a Lincoln Truck for warranty work)

Can't FInd The Anti-Freeze Leak (?)
Tried putting in AlumniSeal and hasn't got hot enough to see if it still has the
Burnt Anit-Freeze Smell

 

My current favorite is:

"You can't fix stupid."

 

Stupid people shouldn't breathe.

Whose bright idea was this topic anyhow? And why am I contributing to the delinquency of this board?
-Joe-

 

This actually could be a good topic. I love funny sayings. I moved to NC 3 years ago from the North, and one of the things I noticed was people in the South use a lot of sayings, especially older guys. They crack me up. I am always trying to learn new ones. When I went to buy my F150 the sales man asked me if I like living in NC. I told him I did, and had no plans to go back, and he blurted out something about it taking a big stick and a group of people to get me to leave, I wish I could remember it completely. But, my favorite one was when I buddy from my fire dept. was trying to point something out in the distance and I could not see it, he said "damn you are blind in one eye and can't see out the other." So, if you got any funny southern saying, post them here.

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'99 F-150 XLT SC 4x4 5.4L Auto 3.55LS Tow pkg, skid plates, keyless entry, UWS tool box, Superchip, Gibson pipes w/ Flowmaster 40 series muffler, K&N filter, BFG 265/75/16 All-Terrain TA/KO

 

"six of one, half dozen of the other"
Chuck

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1999 XL, 2WD, standard cab, short bed, sport package, nascar package, bright red, V-6, 5 speed, Rockford Fosgate CD player, Pioneer 6x8. class 3 hitch, fog lights, Black Rhino Lining, K&N filter, General Grabber ST tires size p245/70/R16, Uniden Pro510xl cb. http://www.geocities.com/bassbuster/truck.html
I like to hang out at http://www.cooltrucks.net

 

Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining

 

Always been a personal favorite, Even if I can't remember where I first head it.

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

I watch that "rocket power" cartoon everyday w/my 2 1/2 year old.Its pretty good.My personal favorite straight from my dad mouth "slicker than snot on a marble" I remember the 1st time I heard him say it.It had just snowed the prrevious night and he was warning me about the icy/slush covered roads. Don't drive too fast those roads are slicker than snot on a marble I about fell over laughing.

 

heres you one straight from the Lonestar state. I took this one from jeff foxworthy but its funny so....

since-you-ouse

Used in a sentence.

Honey, since you was up get me a beer.

Ill post some more later.

 

- If I am not here when you get home, I am gone!

- Horn Blows, How about the Driver?
- Favorite Bumper Sticker..YOU ARE NOW PASSING GAS- as seen on a tanker truck on the highway.

 

"There he was --- Gone"
"Yesterday upon a stair - I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today - Gee I wish he go away"

rr

 

"That guy could f*ck up a ball bearing!"

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* 2000 F-150 XLT FS; Black
* 4x4 ORP
* 5.4L
* 3.55 Limited Slip
* Stepups
* Sliding Rear Window
* 6-Way Power Seat
* Remote Keyless Entry
* Lund Trident Bug Shield

So many mods, so little cash! On the up side, no wife to create a filibuster.

 

down South...

Someone who is working hard without ceasing is, "steady gettin it".

Someone who is going as fast as they can go is, "haulin buggy".

down South...
"The Pontiac Aztec ain't ugly, it's pitiful ugly."

 

A variation of Super4point2's saying:

"That'll go over like a fart in a spacesuit"