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Old May 15, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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"Did you have sexual relations with that woman?"
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
You have to understand that his idea of pointless hook ups is making eye contact with a girl he meets while walking down the street.
Oh, and here I was thinking about taking the hottie 8 cubes over into the nearest closit.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
Are pointless hook ups going to be bad for my mental health?
...especially after ending it so short a time ago with my woman (5 days)?
A wise man once told me:
The best way to get over a woman is to have sex with another one....... or two or three.


Originally Posted by lrhogfan
"Did you have sexual relations with that woman?"
I have never had sexual relations with that women!

Not yet anyway!!!!
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by lrhogfan
"Did you have sexual relations with that woman?"
I didn't... but I'd like to.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Zaairman
I didn't... but I'd like to.
Ok Robin Williams.......

That was probably the funniest part of that entire movie. Really sucked!

Now Night at the museum, thats a pretty good Robin Williams movie evebn though he plays a supporting role, it also has several other older comedians that help it out too.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Ok Robin Williams.......

That was probably the funniest part of that entire movie. Really sucked!

Now Night at the museum, thats a pretty good Robin Williams movie evebn though he plays a supporting role, it also has several other older comedians that help it out too.

Night At The Museum is only worth renting IMO.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Night At The Museum is only worth renting IMO.
Yea defintlay not worth theater price, but worth renting and making back up copy.... I mean... err renting.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Yea defintlay not worth theater price, but worth renting and making back up copy.... I mean... err renting.
Screw that.... Just download it. At school we have this wonderful sharing program... My roommate has EVERY episode of South Park ever made on his computer...
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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Out or Safe?

Dear Mr. Kobiashi,

I umpired a big ball game today, and the pivotal play was a real whacker at the plate. The catcher did a great job blocking the plate, but the runner also did a great job reaching around and getting to homeplate. They (the fans and both teams) are still waiting in the stands (about 15 miles away...) should I call him out or safe?

Tim C.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by referee54
Dear Mr. Kobiashi,

I umpired a big ball game today, and the pivotal play was a real whacker at the plate. The catcher did a great job blocking the plate, but the runner also did a great job reaching around and getting to homeplate. They (the fans and both teams) are still waiting in the stands (about 15 miles away...) should I call him out or safe?

Tim C.
Not Kobi at this time, Kobi may wish to expand when he gets here.

Dear Tim C.

Ask for a replay!
Or better yet... don't go back!!!
Either choice is going to cause epidemic upset to the losing team and their fans. Keep in mind they have base ball bats in hand. Neither call will be good for your health.

Sincerely,
PSS-Mag
(Temporarily and with out proper authorization, filling in for Kobi)
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
That President movie wasnt any good?
...guess I'm glad I never dropped the cash for it then
i liked it myself, it really depends, it has alot of good jokes in it.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:06 PM
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Kobi
This is a tuff one to ask.... but.... if I have sex with my wife in her butt and like it, does that make ME gay? (not the happy gay). I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I've been wondering since last tuesday. Thanks....
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
I wonder if that world champion hotdog eating guy Kobiashi could eat that much pie at once.
Originally Posted by Budha05STX
wrong thread....that question belongs in the Just Ask Kobi thread.
OK, Budha, there.
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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Kobi
This is a tuff one to ask.... but.... if I have sex with my wife in her butt and like it, does that make ME gay? (not the happy gay). I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I've been wondering since last tuesday. Thanks....
not unless you think about men while doing so lol
 
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:13 PM
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Kobi
This is a tuff one to ask.... but.... if I have sex with my wife in her butt and like it, does that make ME gay? (not the happy gay). I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I've been wondering since last tuesday. Thanks....
Damn if that's not an awesome sig qoute.
 
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