shove 'em up Fonzy's keester. Jessie says, "No problem your Kangarooship", and starts to get into it wit da Fonz. While Jessie continues to whoop on the grease-ball, along comes......

 

Potsy... who sees what's happening and ....

 

turns and ran as fast as he could untill he found richie...but the car he was driving had a bad muffler so he could not sneak up on anyone to.....

 

Wonder how in the hell this thread has lasted as long has it has. In complete amazement, he opens a beer and calls it a day.

 

as the day turns to night the beer bottles stare to add up....staggering thru the night, richie and potsey find jessie again they want to....

 

Go to the limp bizkit concert and put Jessie's **** in the moche (sp?) pit with them so they can beat the ***** out of him. And then...

 

george jetson pulls jessie out of the "concert?"and tells him he must help the general population out again.."we need to adapt a spacley sprocket to a cogswell cog in order to keep....."

 

the gravitational balance of the universe in check. Jesse, thinks for a second, Hey I can fab up something better and it SHOULD work to keep the universe's gravity in check, If not what's the worse that could happen, so he...

 

grabs his cell phone and calls count chockula and explanes the earth is in big trouble if he dont.....

 

fab up a linear electro-gravitational- reverse polarity- pole- switch device to keep the poles of the Earth on a vertical linear axis that is proportionally set at 70 degrees. He's still up at the wee hours of the morning working on this device. But by 5 o'clock AM, he's finished! He says "Lets see if this baby works...

 

Then Paully jr. comes to see Jesse about a part for a bike. And Paully spots the linear electro-gravitational-reverse polarity-pole-switching device. Jesse tells him it's for saving the world. And Paully steps back and stoops down to get a keener look at it and then stands up and crosses his arms and says, "looks good."

 

but it wont work because it needs a kaniplhin pin right along side of the muffler bearing...but while your at it the internal inertia bowl is loosing pressure...we better use j-b weld as a first fix untill the tap and die for this thread arrives...suddenly....

 

in comes Goober with a mess of catfish. He says "C'mon guys, I'll clean em, and you fry em up for lunch. Hey, that internal inertia bowl will work better if ya chrome it." Jessie says, "Goober's right. You get the charcoal and I'll take this over to the chrome shop." Paully lights the weber, and.....

 

And then here comes Gomer. He said "Gawwwwwl-Leee." where'd you git tat big o' messa catfish at Goob? Goober says I caught tem' out tar' at old man Kelsey's crick. Gomer says, "Shizzam!" I bet your the luckiest fisherman in these here parts ta' ketch that many fish. Paully senior comes in and asks where the *beep* is Lil' Paully at? He was supposed to be here 45 minutes and 32 seconds ago with that chromed internal enertia bowl! So Paully sr. sends Goob and gomer after Paully jr. They come back just as Paully sr. is closing up shop. And then...

 

(ready for this?) From down the street is heard this terrible screaching and screaming. Everybody in the shop stops what they're doing and looks up. They see Pewee Herman pedaling his bike as fast as he can, and right behind him is 'The Giant Rat of Sumatra'! Pewee makes a sharp right in through the shop's overhead door...knocking over the Weber, spilling hot charcoal and catfish all over the place. The Giant Rat of Sumatra makes the turn too, and squeezes through the doorway of the shop. Everybody wants to scatter, but they just stand there...scared *****less. Just then, the rat.....