gives himself a cold shower, because it's been awhile since.. well you know... But the cold shower doesnt work, and Hawkeye sweeps Hotlips off her feet and proceeds to the swamp where he makes wild, passionate.....

 

moonshine and proceeds to get hotlips all liquored up. In her intoxicated state, hotlips accidentally (or not accidentally) spills some moonshine on her surgical gown. Now everything is clear as day to Hawkeye, as he seems the headlights of a ....

 

nurse. "There's snakes in this swamp...if you know what I mean", he said. Hot Lips says, "I don't see any snakes." Just then.....

 

the sly snake popped up from underneath and hawkeye gave it some "shine' to calm it down.

 

"I thought you said to look out for snakes, all I see is a worm",she said. Then along came Crocodile Dundee..."Thait's naught a snaik, now this is a snaik", he said. Hot Lips' jaw dropped, and she said.....

 

snake???? its a boa constrictor!!! how do you fit it in your pants all coiled up like that?..dundee says"ahhhhh its easy..yah see its like this...you need to...

 

(NEED TO CHANGE THIS STORY!)

Right then the boa constrictor bites Dundee, and then squeezes him to death, Hawkeye ran screaming like a little girl into the landmine field and blew himself up. Hotlips determined right then and there she converted herself to the church and became a nun.

Meanwhile back at the flintstones house...

 

This thread has devolved considerably.

 

back to the original?

 

KFC original recipe

 

two all beef patties...special sause, lettuce,cheese,pickles all on a sesame seed bun...

 

OMG !!! She spilled the boiling hot coffee on her lap, and scalded her......

 

hot thighs....so now comes the lawsuit...what lawyer should i call? she thinks...i need a good one in defending stupid people that spill scalding hot coffee in there laps at mc'yuckeys and make a fortune ...hmmmm who do i call....

 

Ghostbusters.... Oh wait wrong movie...

Johnny Cochran.... Oh wait he died....

Me... Oh wait I don't take the bar until July....


Back to GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

as the thread solwly runs out of fuel....we can only stand back and watch...its dying...dying...dying............................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................................