...Farts, and the coals from the weber ignite the methan from his bowels and basically charbroils everything in the garage. "HA!" he says, "Now thats how I like my fish- blackened!" Just then Fire Marshall Bill comes in and says..."Ha Ha Ha Ha.... what do we have here? a inside cookout without a permit? well then... I'm gonna........"

 

have to give you a citation." With that, the rat said "I don't like Chevys", and he ate the Fire Marshall. After destroying the garage and everybody in it, the giant rat looked for more havoc to reak. Lumbering down the street, he eventually made it to Disney Land, where he.....

 

was mistaken for a kiddie ride...needless to say thats not the case...but the kiddies are relentless in riding the rat...elvis pokes his head around the corner and says...

 

"Got any drugs?" Then he bursts into song..."Warden threw a party at the County Jail..." Batman and Hawkeye join-in. Then the girls start singing the chorus..."Let's rock, everybody let's rock..." Pretty soon Jimi Hendricks, Ray Charles, and other previously-dead recording artists arise from their dirt-naps and begin to sing. Everybody was singing and dancing, it was like something from a movie. When all of a sudden.....

 

there was a Giant Earthquake off the eastern Seaboard, which created a HUGE tsunami that...

 

looked like it would sweep across the East coast, destroying everything in it's path. However, Jesse Jackson happened to be visiting the Statue of Liberty. Spotting the comming tsunami, Jesse climbed out to the top of the statue. Thinking he was the second Moses, Jackson raised his hands to part the waters. Then.....

 

gets pushed over the railing and plumments into the churning waters...oops...sharks now start to circle...jessie geta a hipo fishing rod and says "shark for supper?" and mr t replies....

 

"No succa, you're on the menu for the sharks." The sharks eat Jackson and are riding the wave into New York City. The wave continues inland, all the way to.....


(Wouldn't this thread make a great movie?)

 

no....................



theres no plot.....


but to continue...jackson is eaten in no time....and then j.james says it's about time...so how are we gonna cook all this ummmm...shark stuff...i need a big fire so we'll......

 

have to find some wood, but the tsunami has left all the wood wet. "If only Martha Stewart was here, she'd know what to do", said Clinger. "Hey, is that a helocopter I hear? Why it's......"

 

Mister Gadget! He said "Go, Go gadget wood dryer!" And the wood was dried in no time. Then he flew off into the sunset with his Go, Go gadget copter hat. Jesse said, "That was convenient." But we need some beer to go with this fish. So he sent Clinger to get some beer. But someone kicked his a$$ and took the beer before he got back. So he...

 

pee'd in a couple of bottles, and gave the "beer" to Frank to drink... "thanks, you freak" frank said, as he played graba$$ with hotlips. "um... this beer tastes like.....

 

Budweiser." Just then, up drives Dale Jr. "Hay. Somebahdy been talkin' bad about mah sponcer? Thems fahtin words. C'mon, put em up." So Frank & Dale Jr. start to tussle. Frank throws a punch and hits Jr. in the ......

 

throat...whereas junior has decided enough is enough...so he gets in #8 and proceeds to run frank over as hawkeye looks on in disbelief realizing that now he must operate on frank to mend a broken.....

 

I meant compound broken arm. So hawkeye goes to the swamp and grabs a few before the operation to calm his nerves then goes tot he OR room where Hotlips was wearing a thin white surgery gown with nothing underneath. SO Hawkeye grabs some water and...