Oh yeah.. the Comet. Or blue laser. Supposed to hit earth- soon. I guess we got sidetracked.

 

while sidetracking because of a broken frame the enterprizzzzze went thru space sideways...the engines were working on overload to compensate for the extra drag.....scotty relayed to captian jerk that "we're about to melt down the lithium crystal...what are we to do"......(this is too much)

 

Bones replied..."Damnit Scottie, I'm a doctor not the Captain. Kirk is dead, remember?" Spock grapped the controls from Bones, but the Enterprise was heading straight for the comet. (How's that guys?) All of a sudden.....

 

the batmobile showed up and batman had robin throw a grappeling hook to the ailing spaceship and tie it off to the bumper?????? whereas it was promptly ripped off and discarded and batman said.....

 

"Guess I have to go see Barris now for a rolled pan, Robin." Batman was pizzed. Then Cleatus said, "C'moan Batman, ahv got a '57 Lincoln Futura up on blocks in mah front yard. Yall kin have the bumper off it." So Batman boots Robin out of the car, and he and Cleatus drive off to Hazard. Arriving at Cleatus's mo-bile home, Batman says......

 

Holy eye-sore Cleatus! Wtf is that?

 

"Hey Batdude", Cleatus says, "That's mah trailer, and that's mah washing machine on the front porch, and over there's the '57 Lincoln. We can torch the bumper off in no time." Cleatus goes to get the torch while Batman checks the place out. All of a sudden the ugly-**** dog that lives under the trailer attacks Batman. "Holy flee-bag" Batman says..."Down boy. Get away from my......

 

Bat-a-rang. The dog started chewing on batman's bat-A-rang, and it went off and hit cleatus upside the head. SWARP! Cleatus said, "Yeoouuch! What in the ***** was that?!! Batman chuckled and said...

 

bat-a-rang, what else. They finish torching the rear bumper off the hideous vehicle and then...

 

Lmao. Jesse James came over to show off his fabricating skills on...

 

that piece of junk and within 1 hour (minus commercials) he created the tool to protect the earth from the laser and/or comet that is threatening it's existance.

THE Piece of JUNK worked as the earth is saved and JESSE JAMES is then elected.....

 

head fabricator for planet earth...but it seems he dont want the title...so he calls wiley coyote because he has a "acme" account...and requests he order....

 

a "acme" "do we want the thread to die?" kit....upon arrival...the thread kit includes the proper drill size (#7) and a 1/4-20 tap to revive the thread...but nobody has any cutting oil to do the job .....so they turn to.....

 

the next door Neighbor, who happens to be FONZZY. they ask Hey Fonzzy, can we borrow some of that hair grease so we can drill.... Ohh HEEEEYYYYY OOOHHHHH... FONZY doesn't want to here about your sexual issues, Ya, take the grease, I'm heading over to AL's for some burgers and fries....

Jesse walks outside and sees Fonzy Bike and starts to laugh, at which time Fonzy gets pi$$ed and wants to Fight Jesse.

So it's on, Jesse James v Fonzy from Happy Days...
They walk out to the front lawn and then....

 

captian kangaroo shows up with mr. green jeans on a tractor pulling 35 tons of various metal parts on a cart and asks jessy if he could......