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Old Mar 28, 2005 | 09:46 PM
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Just then Mr. Slate shows up and offers to drive her to the rock quarry. But she notices something in the sky coming closer and closer... It's George Jetson in his space craft!

As he exits his ship, she falls to her knees to worship this GOD from the heavens. George looked around and noticed a lot of nekkid women, so he....
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:21 AM
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scratched his head and thought that he must have either landed in a nudist camp in Indiana, or was in a parallel universe at one of Judy's clothing-optional tupperware parties. George knew something was wrong when he saw Mr. T starting to rip some of the chrome off of his space ship. "What chu lookin' at, fool", T said. George took a swing at T, but he.....
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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Missed. And then Mr T. looked at George and said "DEAD MEAT". Then George kicked Mr T. in the nutz, but nothing happened. He just laughed and said, "Is that all you got little man?" All of a sudden Mr. T told Judy Jetson "Why don't you come over here and meet a real man?" Well, George didn't like that to much. So he...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 11:15 AM
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called his buddy captain kirk who beamed down there with Spock. Upon seeing this Mr T confronted Spock, who used the Vulcan Death Grip to immobilze Mr. T. Kirk then saw Judy, and started to make his move.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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"Judy, sweetheart, want come aboard the Enterprise and go for a ride? I can get you a good deal on the tickets through PriceLine", Kirk said. Judy looked at his tight-fitting uniform and said...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by MROLDV8
"Judy, sweetheart, want come aboard the Enterprise and go for a ride? I can get you a good deal on the tickets through PriceLine", Kirk said. Judy looked at his tight-fitting uniform and said...
why... do you ... talk so ... funny taking all .... these pauses. I can't be ... with a man from ... outer space, who doesn't ... speak proper american. she then..
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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said, not only do you talk funny- but those pants are SO tight... well, I can tell what religion you are, and I.......
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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walked over to Spock and said..."Is it true what they say about Vulcans?" "Why don't you be the judge" Spock said as he......
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 03:33 PM
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Reach in his pocket to get a tic-tac. Then he started squelling in a high-pitched voice. She said what are you doing Spock? He said, "This is the Vulcan mating call." And she said, "Well, I think it's sexy.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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Goober and Cleatus (from a few pages back) said "We can squeal like pigs too." So there the three of them were, squealing away. Judy was getting hot listening to this, so she.....
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 05:10 PM
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went in the cave to wash the dishes...funny thing is they are made of rock so the soap was useless ...however...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 05:28 PM
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Capt. Kirk hooked-up a hose to the external media blaster port on the Enterprise, and commenced to blast the dishes for her. She was so grateful that she screamed.....
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 06:09 PM
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and again Dino came running to see why Judy was screaming. He attacked Kirk who tried to defend himself, but it was useless, Dino killed him. So Spock grabbed his captain and beemed back to the Enterprise to take him to the special planet that brings life. (worked for spock)

So Cletus and Goober then...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 06:47 PM
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thought they would try to get Judy horny again by squealing like pigs. So they went and found Judy and just started squealing away. Then she started to get hot. She was yelling YES! YEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! LOUDER! LOUDER! AHHHHHH! AHHHH! OHHHHH! All of a sudden...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 08:01 PM
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(did we get rid of the comet yet? If not, it could hit the earth and wipe out the dinasaurs)
 
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