...she realizes it's that time of month; and, she's swimming in shark infested waters.

 

so she quickly turns back to the beach and grabbs a tree and started to whittle a canoe from the tree, as she completes it, she realizes there was no paddle, so she grabs a....

 

... beaver and quickly loses interest.

 

Because the Beaver turns and attacks Ginger. So Marieanne Runs back to the MASH camp screaming.

Help Me! Help Me! Help Me!

Suddenly all of the guys drop what they are doing in time to watch her run as the cast from baywatch joins here in a slow motion run scene. What a sight as she bounces through the camp everyone can't help but notice her firm cocunuts swinging and bouncing under her white, wet, evening gown! Even Hotlips catches herself with some drool at the sight Marieanne with all of those babes running in thier swim suits.

 

It turns out that the Beaver was actually trained by the professor, and was his attack beaver. At his command it attacks. Since Ginger found out the Professor's "SECRET", he sent the beaver to do his dirty work.

Knowing that the pizza was going to be delivered soon...

 

They all went for a swim in the CEE-MENT pond. Well all was fine except for ginger and that beaver- seems they both love wood, so they began to battle. So There they are, battling away, until Granny shows up and sees that beaver in her CEE-MENT pond and decides that'll make one good beaver stew pot pie. So she strips down to her birthday suit ( e e e w w ) and jumps in. Well grannies in the pond neekid, Ginger gits neekid, the beavers already neekid, so they have one big wild....

 

"see who can eat the most doughnuts at one time"....oh well when jethro sits down...grabs 4 dozen doughnuts and says.....

 

i don't think this is powdered Sugar on these here donuts. I'm starting to feel weird, he said as he started to...

 

... Pee in the pond. Just then, Genie shows up with Master and says to him- Oh master- there is something that I've always wanted to tell you... and seeing Ginger with her beaver, Maryanne, hotlips and grannie (e e e w w) in the pool together, I must confess.. I want to....

 

Twitch my nose and send you all to Mr. Drysdale's bank where he and Mrs. Lilly can feast their eyes on this! Well by the time they got to the bank, Jethro done went and ate all the doughnuts. And then Granny said "Jethro? Did you eat every flea lickin' last bit of them gosh darn doughnuts dagnabbit?" He said, "Well granny, I guess I did. And they was good too." And then granny hit Jethro over the head with a skillet. Meanwhile, back at the bank...

 

...Ms hathaway had just put on her rubber dominatrix outfit, and was preparing to receive a deposit from Mr Drysdale's account when Jed crashed through the door with a naked maryanne on his shoulders..."dag-nabbit there young lady, I dont care if'n you think you are a lil chick, you're still a heavy lil thing!" When jed saw Mr drysdale, he exclaimed "well there Mr D - you recoken its gonna rain inside this here bank? seeing's how yall have your rubbers on ..." to which Ms hathaway, after seeing maryanne, stated "Hummmmm you sure are a cute lil thing, aint-cha!!!" and Maryanne said " Well Ms hathaway, is that a.........."

 

taco in your pocket, are you glad to see me, or are you on the HASMAT team?" "No, no...none of that" Ms Hathaway said, "But you're close. I'm suited-up to protect my self when I separate the aluminun from those nasty Korean Pizzas." "Oh yea", says Hawkeye, "Then why do you have a whip?" Just then, this Korean guy with a truck load of Pizzas walks in and says.....

 

Heeeeeeey-yaaaaaaaah!

 

Here's your sushi and Cat Pizza's... Noticing the Latex suit, Jethro and Maryanne, he turns around and runs out of the bank yelling...

 

My eyes! My eyes! Then there was an eclipse. And the Earth grew dark. And thousands of meteors rained upon the land. Then Captain Insano shows up and says...