Strip-the-car, Basically who can steal a car and strip it the fastest. So knowing the pizza will be there in 45 minutes, he headed out to ...

 

the Nissan dealer, to find a Titan. He figured that because nobody wants them, the dealer probably leaves the keys in 'em, hoping they'll be stolen so they can at least collect the insurance money. Anyway, they get there and Hawkeye jumps out, is almost blinded by all the ugliness parked in the lot, fires one up, and..........

 

he puts it in gear, but hears this gawd awful grinding noise coming from the engine, so he goes to the next one and the the same thing, Frustrated and not knowing what to do, because he has only 44 minutes before the pizza arrives, he spots a "Z" and walks over to it and then....

 

OMG

WTF happened to this thread?

 

it evolved from word to short story....

back to the story

 

sit back and enjoy the ride

 

hot-wires it. He puts it to the metal and heads home. Meanwhile, Hawkeye is looking around the lot and spies a.....

 

jeep....he takes it to the helicopter pad gets in the chopper and

 

flys off into the distance. "Lets see", he says. "What's this button for? Arrrggg.......

 

its the emergency distress signal...colonel potter hears it and tells klinger and radar to....

 

grab Hot Lips and start following that signal. Well, as luck would have it, the helo was hovering over South Korea's largest take-out pizza chain, other wise known as.....

 

Kourai-karubi (is Korean for Rib Meat) and they specialize in the Kourai-karubi Pizza with kochijyan sauce and chijimi-style potato chips. Margret (AKA Hot Lips) and Maria Schnieder
(AKA Dish) can not resist the Kourai-karubi Pizza with kochijyan sauce and chijimi-style potato chips with a side order of Cosym soup (AKA Cream-of-some-young-man Soup). So....

 

they order what ever that above stuff was and hop into the jeep. While driving back to the MASH unit, one of the girls says.....

 

DANG IT!!! They forgot my Cosym Soup. So Klinger says...