For you guys taking this thread seriously, don't.

Cmon, the OP made a funny post, he's having fun with it, and most of us are having fun with him as we know this is a lark.

I read it a few times, and it was the last line that told me it was a farce.
"I walk 5 feet ahead of her" LOL.

Congrats to the OP for making everyone laugh and adding some laughs to my otherwise boring day

Speaking of funny posts, does anyone have the link for a post about the guy bragging about his Tundra?

He was wearing a pink shirt, sandals, shorts, and was posing beside his Tundra like the ultimate homo - that thread was funny as heck, this one "kinda" had the same flavour, but the other one was funnier.
(mainly because the guy in the pic looked like such a "Claude from Quebec"

I'd love to find that link if anyone knows which one it was.

H

 

Do you really think it was a lark? I don't. I base that solely on the mentality of some of the responses. Unfortunately, the OP's thoughts are the way most guys think.

 

Exactly, that was the clincher for me.

 

Yes I do.

Even my "inmature-ish" remarks were based on the fact I believed the entire thread was a joke - as I believe most of the replys were people like me who also believed it was a joke.

Tongue in cheek so to speak.

If I'm wrong I'm wrong, but I think everyone just went with the flow and let the laughs unfold.

Shinys reply was pretty funny, as a man of the cloth, he sure can be a rotton sumbich That was frikkin hillarious.

 

Maybe, maybe not. But to tell you the truth.....I'm so done with "interent people" and their inane comments.

 

Whats funny is , if this is a joke, he really took the time to type out that whole thing.

 

man...lift your truck. That'll ****'er off. Might even induce weight loss getting in and out

STEPS ARE A NO NO

 

 

Two things are needed here;
1)...ExLax
2)...a good plumber

 

i hope thats a pic of WANTSAHEMI's fat chick....lol
that pic is hilarious!

 

I imagine that is what any chick posting here looks like

 

That could just as easily be him.

 

i would hope not, but your probably right

 

WantsAHemi
I think this is a serious post. Sadly this is typical.. A girl takes care of her self so she "shows" well then fattens up as soon as she has locked down a man. It's pathetic and lazy and it happens all to often. I feel bad for you as I have been through something similar, although not as severe on the LBS scale. She knows she has plumped up and clearly is going to do NOTHING. I say give her one chance to do something about it and if she is still lazy kick her to the curb.

Manual
For the love love of God do not post those spandex picture's.

LT
Men put more emphasis on look's it has and always will be this way. This girl was once attractive and ate her way into this while WantsAhemi has maintained his looks(I assume). Call men shallow, but this is false advertising. It's always funny to me how a single girl always looks better and care's more than a married woman.

 

Look, I've been screwing around with this thread up to this point. Some of what I said is how I actually think; but, if you really love this girl, tell her what you're going thru with her weight gain. Let her know that her physical appearance is affecting your sexual desire for her. The ball will then be in her court.

What happens from there is up to her, and it will tell you how she feels about you, and your happiness in the relationship. Who knows? She may looking for a way out herself. If not, then this could be the way to work out your problem.