A big problem... literally. G/F is getting fat and she wants me to marry her!! HELP!

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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Wow, this is easy.....get fat with her. Then you won't have anything to complain about.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by camlocker
Wow, this is easy.....get fat with her. Then you won't have anything to complain about.
But then he won't even be able to rub one out because he will disgust himself
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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I wonder if this girl is on myspace. If she is I bet she only has chest up pictures!
Fo' Sho
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Enoch
I wonder if this girl is on myspace. If she is I bet she only has chest up pictures!
lol
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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The Truth.......

I am 30 turning 31 in May. My wife and I married 6 years ago March 30th.
We have known each other for 11 years.
After dating for 5 years we decided to get married. We had our beautiful son a year later.

When we got engaged, she asked me what was most important to me if we were to be married.
I told her:
Inspiration - I need someone who wants to live life, not watch it on the tv.
Motivation - I need some one who will motivate them selves to be better
No FAT CHICKS - If my wife were to get fat because she let her self go, I would consign my self to masturbating to **** for the rest of my days when ever I felt I needed to get off.

Diabetes, hormones, glandular problems , and things of the nature that can not be helped deserve sympathy and understanding.

Being overweight because you are lazy and unmotivated and can't stop feeding your face is something I can't stand. It says to me you don't care enough about your self to make a change. That is not a role model I want for my child.

I know I might sound like a **** but my wife totally respected me. She didn't want to marry a fat guy either, however women in general don't seem to be the voyeurs that men are. Of course they are just as curious, but women don't tend to be so voyeuristic ally driven.

If you are not happy with her physique now, then you will not be happy marrying her and in turn you will become one more unhappy couple that we have to deal with (or watch on jerry springer). You'll be bitchin' and moaning. She will catch you looking at **** and get all self conscious (way too late btw).

All you have is your time man so why spend it with some one who doesn't fulfill you.
Look at tit this way, obviously you don't fulfill her.....other wise she wouldn't be turning into a fat ***. Instead you are placating her and she is not taking the initiative to better herself.

I didn't read this whole thread, I didn't need too. I hear this all the time.
Be a man and tell her to lose the weight. Tell her you don't like that part of the person she is becoming. Let her cry. NO ONE NEEDS TO BE FAT.
We are the fattest country on the planet. WTF
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by malexander52
I am 30 turning 31 in May. My wife and I married 6 years ago March 30th.
We have known each other for 11 years.
After dating for 5 years we decided to get married. We had our beautiful son a year later.

When we got engaged, she asked me what was most important to me if we were to be married.
I told her:
Inspiration - I need someone who wants to live life, not watch it on the tv.
Motivation - I need some one who will motivate them selves to be better
No FAT CHICKS - If my wife were to get fat because she let her self go, I would consign my self to masturbating to **** for the rest of my days when ever I felt I needed to get off.

Diabetes, hormones, glandular problems , and things of the nature that can not be helped deserve sympathy and understanding.

Being overweight because you are lazy and unmotivated and can't stop feeding your face is something I can't stand. It says to me you don't care enough about your self to make a change. That is not a role model I want for my child.

I know I might sound like a **** but my wife totally respected me. She didn't want to marry a fat guy either, however women in general don't seem to be the voyeurs that men are. Of course they are just as curious, but women don't tend to be so voyeuristic ally driven.

If you are not happy with her physique now, then you will not be happy marrying her and in turn you will become one more unhappy couple that we have to deal with (or watch on jerry springer). You'll be bitchin' and moaning. She will catch you looking at **** and get all self conscious (way too late btw).

All you have is your time man so why spend it with some one who doesn't fulfill you.
Look at tit this way, obviously you don't fulfill her.....other wise she wouldn't be turning into a fat ***. Instead you are placating her and she is not taking the initiative to better herself.

I didn't read this whole thread, I didn't need too. I hear this all the time.
Be a man and tell her to lose the weight. Tell her you don't like that part of the person she is becoming. Let her cry. NO ONE NEEDS TO BE FAT.
We are the fattest country on the planet. WTF
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FX4Naz


That's just wrong.

The pig-tails are a nice touch, they add a sexyness about her that otherwise would be overlooked.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Habibi
That's just wrong.

The pig-tails are a nice touch, they add a sexyness about her that otherwise would be overlooked.
What does the mustache add?
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by scott1981
What does the mustache add?
A distraction from her double chin.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jk007
A distraction from her double chin.

I'm still not sure it's a her. I graduated HS with a guy that looked just like that. We called him 'Shah-Boobie.'
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
I'm still not sure it's a her. I graduated HS with a guy that looked just like that. We called him 'Shah-Boobie.'
That's funny. I heard about this on the radio a few weeks back and just forgot about it until I read your post. If you haven't seen it, here are the TOP 25 Men that look like Old Lesbians. I'd say they are pretty accurate for the most part:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15788...-lesbians.html
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by styxnpicks
I imagine that is what any chick posting here looks like

Wow!!! You're so right! That's exactly what I look like.

Isn't that like me saying that this is what I imagine every guy that posts here looks like?

 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Wow!!! You're so right! That's exactly what I look like.

Isn't that like me saying that this is what I imagine every guy that posts here looks like?

The face, not so much. The beer, yes!
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Wow!!! You're so right! That's exactly what I look like.

Isn't that like me saying that this is what I imagine every guy that posts here looks like?

LOL Dammit where did you get my pic?
 
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Old Mar 24, 2008 | 07:14 PM
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Hey! I don't drink Budwieser!
 
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