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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:40 PM
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an Aggie running for his life in Austin.....till that one guy.....
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:41 PM
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Ricky Ricardo, who, along with Fred Murtz were seen driving a golf cart into the
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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Ricky Ricardo, who, along with Fred Murtz were seen driving a golf cart into the
first casino he saw, because by the looks of the cart it was listing to one side due to casino chip overload
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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first casino he saw, because by the looks of the cart it was listing to one side due to casino chip overload

Ricky started singing BABA-LOO on the top of his lungs. Fred just about blew a......
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:45 PM
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saxophone because everybody (including Ethel) knew he couldn't sing, so Lucy and Ethel just decided to...
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:46 PM
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saxophone because everybody (including Ethel) knew he couldn't sing, so Lucy and Ethel just decided to...
change channels, because nobody watches lucy in Texas
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:48 PM
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so they decided to watch re-runs of The Jetsons, instead...after that, they decide to listen to
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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some Barry Manilow, but that put everyone to sleep, then there was a hand between two pillows
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:52 PM
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and it was Bob Barker's! He had just beatup Adam Sandler when he came into the room and said,
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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and it was Bob Barker's! He had just beatup Adam Sandler when he came into the room and said,
those aren't pillows, he cried while.....



lol
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:55 PM
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those aren't pillows, he cried while.....



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taking a beating by the old man, but then sounds were heard, someone hollering "You Suck"
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:58 PM
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Then out from the wood work jumped Elvis...and he and Snoop Dogg were singing...
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:00 PM
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Then out from the wood work jumped Elvis...and he and Snoop Dogg were singing...
Sha la la la la la sha la la la la la.......
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:01 PM
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Then out from the wood work jumped Elvis...and he and Snoop Dogg were singing...
about the hard life on the gin and juice, but
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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about the hard life on the gin and juice, but
then biggie smalls drove by in a white stretched hummer (oh wait, that was someone else ) and got......
 
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