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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:12 PM
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then biggie smalls drove by in a white stretched hummer (oh wait, that was someone else ) and got......
autugraph seekers galore, but he said he was really warren sapp, then the chronies
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
autugraph seekers galore, but he said he was really warren sapp, then the chronies
threw batteries at him anyways cause (insert Chris Bermann impersonation here) DA Raiders!!! suck but atleast they........
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
threw batteries at him anyways cause (insert Chris Bermann impersonation here) DA Raiders!!! suck but atleast they........
don't circle the wagons like the Buffalo Bills, (Berman plug) then since they were in Jersey, a brawl broke out between the NY Jets and the NY Giants.....................
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
don't circle the wagons like the Buffalo Bills, (Berman plug) then since they were in Jersey, a brawl broke out between the NY Jets and the NY Giants.....................
and little Eli said, I shoulda used my free agency to play for the Chargers :o but........
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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and little Eli said, I shoulda used my free agency to play for the Chargers :o but........
I really wish I was a little boy again, or still at ole miss because that Shockey guy scares me.................
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
I really wish I was a little boy again, or still at ole miss because that Shockey guy scares me.................
he shoulda been in that movie The Ringer ..........



(Is it bad that I'm laughing while watching it? )
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 10:00 PM
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I really wish I was a little boy again, or still at ole miss because that Shockey guy scares me.................
The lights went out again. Then they came back on. Little Eli found himself in the octagon with Tank Abbott, Phil Baroni, and Chuck Liddel. Tito Ortiz was his coach. Lil' E says "What do I do coach?" Tito says, "remember what we did in practice?" Lil' E gives him a thumbs up and a wink. Big John McCarthy yells, "Let's get it on!" ..........................
 
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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacemaker
The lights went out again. Then they came back on. Little Eli found himself in the octagon with Tank Abbott, Phil Baroni, and Chuck Liddel. Tito Ortiz was his coach. Lil' E says "What do I do coach?" Tito says, "remember what we did in practice?" Lil' E gives him a thumbs up and a wink. Big John McCarthy yells, "Let's get it on!" ..........................
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so they got it on and then.......
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
o k

so they got it on and then.......
Tiki Barber came in and beat the crap out of them and showed them how to be real men. What Tiki didn't realize was.....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Tiki Barber came in and beat the crap out of them and showed them how to be real men. What Tiki didn't realize was.....
he should've switched teams a long time ago (JK Giant Fans ) but he's still...........
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Tiki Barber came in and beat the crap out of them and showed them how to be real men. What Tiki didn't realize was.....
that he'd forgot to use protection. The next day at the clinic, they all broke into song, singing "Y.M.C.A.", &...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:20 AM
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he should've switched teams a long time ago (JK Giant Fans ) but he's still...........

....worthy of a Tiki dance. Tiki decided to bring them all into the locker room and....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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....worthy of a Tiki dance. Tiki decided to bring them all into the locker room and....
show them his tiki dance (yuck, yuck) but it got him an audition on dancing with the........
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:24 AM
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show them his tiki dance (yuck, yuck) but it got him an audition on dancing with the........

stars and he did alot better than the other football player. The only thing was is that his partner was Mario Lopez. Mario taught Tiki.......
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
stars and he did alot better than the other football player. The only thing was is that his partner was Mario Lopez. Mario taught Tiki.......
how to beat the J..E..T..S, Jets, Jets, Jets , but then out of no where.......
 
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