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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:55 PM
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Stealth and the monkeys take Blue/Green on a trip to his past to try to get him over his anger from bikers on a road. So they come to a little 6 year old Blue/Green just learning how to ride his bicycle (training wheels still on).
Blue leans out the truck and yells "kid, go ride on the school ground, get off the road!", and then the kids father...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:58 PM
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Blue leans out the truck and yells "kid, go ride on the school ground, get off the road!", and then the kids father...

goes right up to Blue and waves at him with all 5 fingers since they are on a country road.
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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goes right up to Blue and waves at him with all 5 fingers since they are on a country road.
Then Blue notices that the father looks a lot like a Cajun so he thinks this might be Sean Granger (alias Mattineer), so he.....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Then Blue notices that the father looks a lot like a Cajun so he thinks this might be Sean Granger (alias Mattineer), so he.....

gets out his trusty little plasic aligator and tries to use it as a voodoo doll to cast a spell on him. But....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 05:16 PM
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gets out his trusty little plasic aligator and tries to use it as a voodoo doll to cast a spell on him. But....
seangranger just looks at him and says "spell that please", so Blue says, I have had enough of this foolishness, I need to be written out of this tales oI can get ready to go home. Then
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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seangranger just looks at him and says "spell that please", so Blue says, I have had enough of this foolishness, I need to be written out of this tales oI can get ready to go home. Then
LT came along and said. I need to go too. Let's get out of here for awhile Blue. So off they go, just meandering down the country road when they disappear and Sean Granger is left all alone with the monkeys.
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
LT came along and said. I need to go too. Let's get out of here for awhile Blue. So off they go, just meandering down the country road when they disappear and Sean Granger is left all alone with the monkeys.
And then the monkeys left too, because SeanGranger kept talking to himself, asking himself questions and answering them, the sad thing was he hadn't even swigged any nyquill that night, nonetheless the actions performed by SeanGranger freaked out the little monkeys
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 09:59 PM
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And then the monkeys left too, because SeanGranger kept talking to himself, asking himself questions and answering them, the sad thing was he hadn't even swigged any nyquill that night, nonetheless the actions performed by SeanGranger freaked out the little monkeys
The little freaked out monkeys put a whippin' on sean granger, stole his truck and went...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:03 PM
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The little freaked out monkeys put a whippin' on sean granger, stole his truck and went...
to the beef jerkey stand that was next to the XXX theater................
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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to the beef jerkey stand that was next to the XXX theater................
and asked the salesman if he beat his meat because it makes the jerky more tender. And the salesman said...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:14 PM
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and asked the salesman if he beat his meat because it makes the jerky more tender. And the salesman said...
You might want to go next door for the special tenderizer creme.............
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:17 PM
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You might want to go next door for the special tenderizer creme.............
but I've never tried it on my meat. Although I've heard it's great on Monkey. Then the salesman presented a rather large Bowie knife (Croc. Dundee style) and...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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but I've never tried it on my meat. Although I've heard it's great on Monkey. Then the salesman presented a rather large Bowie knife (Croc. Dundee style) and...
whacked off a hunk of his meat. It was the worst meat that had ever been beef jerkey-ized, said the middle monkey........................
 
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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 12:32 AM
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whacked off a hunk of his meat. It was the worst meat that had ever been beef jerkey-ized, said the middle monkey........................
to himself. Then, in a flash of magic pixie dust, blue-green suddenly appears. He says, "pardon me gentlemen"...
 
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Old Jan 4, 2007 | 07:05 AM
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to himself. Then, in a flash of magic pixie dust, blue-green suddenly appears. He says, "pardon me gentlemen"...

...but I represent the blue-green meat market and our motto is, "You can't beat our meat." "Here boys" he said, "Try some of this." The monkeys looked with eyes wide as he...
 
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