Build the joke.
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Stealth and the monkeys take Blue/Green on a trip to his past to try to get him over his anger from bikers on a road. So they come to a little 6 year old Blue/Green just learning how to ride his bicycle (training wheels still on).
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Blue leans out the truck and yells "kid, go ride on the school ground, get off the road!", and then the kids father...
goes right up to Blue and waves at him with all 5 fingers since they are on a country road.
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
goes right up to Blue and waves at him with all 5 fingers since they are on a country road.

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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Then Blue notices that the father looks a lot like a Cajun so he thinks this might be Sean Granger (alias Mattineer), so he.....
gets out his trusty little plasic aligator and tries to use it as a voodoo doll to cast a spell on him. But....
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
gets out his trusty little plasic aligator and tries to use it as a voodoo doll to cast a spell on him. But....
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
seangranger just looks at him and says "spell that please", so Blue says, I have had enough of this foolishness, I need to be written out of this tales oI can get ready to go home. Then
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
LT came along and said. I need to go too. Let's get out of here for awhile Blue. So off they go, just meandering down the country road when they disappear and Sean Granger is left all alone with the monkeys.
Originally Posted by Stealth
And then the monkeys left too, because SeanGranger kept talking to himself, asking himself questions and answering them, the sad thing was he hadn't even swigged any nyquill that night, nonetheless the actions performed by SeanGranger freaked out the little monkeys
Originally Posted by ian51279
The little freaked out monkeys put a whippin' on sean granger, stole his truck and went...
Originally Posted by Stealth
to the beef jerkey stand that was next to the XXX theater................ 

Originally Posted by ian51279
and asked the salesman if he beat his meat because it makes the jerky more tender. And the salesman said...
Originally Posted by Stealth
You might want to go next door for the special tenderizer creme.............
Then the salesman presented a rather large Bowie knife (Croc. Dundee style) and...
Originally Posted by ian51279
but I've never tried it on my meat. Although I've heard it's great on Monkey.
Then the salesman presented a rather large Bowie knife (Croc. Dundee style) and...
Then the salesman presented a rather large Bowie knife (Croc. Dundee style) and...
Originally Posted by Stealth
whacked off a hunk of his meat. It was the worst meat that had ever been beef jerkey-ized, said the middle monkey........................
Originally Posted by ian51279
to himself. Then, in a flash of magic pixie dust, blue-green suddenly appears. He says, "pardon me gentlemen"...
...but I represent the blue-green meat market and our motto is, "You can't beat our meat." "Here boys" he said, "Try some of this." The monkeys looked with eyes wide as he...




