......

 

was thinking, dr. pepper is the connection between the missing link, the connection between man and beast, but then

 

( man "O' Man... you all have a twisted minds... )



the question was asked was coke before Dr Pepper and if so the cradle of mankind was in a bottling plant, the monkeys cradle is

 

Considered to be similar to the entire question of what came first, the chicken or the egg, but the enlightened dr. pepper, the maker of dr. pepper said

 

the monkeys have no cradle as they sleep in the forest and that is no gump, bubba.

 

But low and behold, there he was, lieutenant dan.................

 

driving that same old chevy with the last monkey and they were going to elope to..

 

Mount rushmore, where things got all amyss in the badlands...........

 

Standing at the bottom of Mt. Rushmore, looking up as the monkey scurried up the cliff like nobody's business, while all Lt. Dan, gimpy leg and all could do was to...

 

watch as an eagle flew from a tree top, it's talons opened wide (kinda spread-eagle) headed straight for the monkey's...

 

baseball cap that he was wearing. The eagle needed it to help keep the nest full of little eaglets warm and dry. As the eagle swooped down at the monkey's head...

 

the eagle got distracted by the spinning propeller atop the monkey's hat due to the high wind conditions that afternoon in the badlands, due to an approaching high pressure weather system. The baffled eagle then

 

decided to go for Lt. Dan's leg to use the wood in the leg for firewood. He had watched survivorman on a TV through a window and knew how to make fire without using a match, lighter, or flints. As the eagle looked down to see where Lt. Dan was, it...

 

swooped in at the pegleg and then all of a sudden there was a screeching sound, the sound of spinning tires, and there was Joe Dirt again in his Hemi, but this time Forrest Gump was with him giving Joe directions to the washington monument, but they were lost because there was a melted box of chocolates spilled over the tomtom gps unit, then the eagle......

 

The Eagle said look! It's that Billy the Kid guy from the Green Mile! Billy ran up to the car and said, "Hey! Gimmie some of that cornbread mother-*********! Don't you be holdin' out on me!" Forrest stared at Billy for a few seconds and said, "Hello, my name is Forrest...Forrest Gump. Billy said, "Wtf are you a lookin' at??? You want to shine my **** for me you limp noodle? Then Forrest began to...