With momma Dirt hollering, the monkey pulled off then suit and out popped Joe Ditre' himself. He ran to his tooth balloon and went for a trip because that trailer trash woman scared him so. After the flight he then crashed into that same oil rig he used to work at while looking for his parents and yelled "I'm new I'm new I don't know what to do".......................

(PS: Joe Dirt is an awesome movie )

 

Then he looked at bluejay and said "Have you ever just looked up in the sky at night and stared at the moon, and wondered, just wondered if, someone you loved or really cared for, was starin' at that same moon at the same time you were?"

 

Then blue mumbles some cajun slang that sounds like he likes to see homeboys naked.

 

Then Farmer Fran slaps blue upside the head and says, "Naw, naw, naw, Hoe is where you make it. Er'body know dat son, hot damn."

 

Then robby slides into play spraying rocks with his TA. Joe says what's crappening. Robby tries to read a note that Clem left for Joe but he had difficulty with the proper english.

 

Then blue gets mad cause everyone is misquoting him. "I like to see homos naked, not homeboys. Get it right people. Has anyone seen my new glasses?" said blue.

 

The entorage agrees with the sentiment by, all in unicen, nodding in a yes manner and mumbling mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm.......

 

Back to the letter...

Robbie reads the letter and it says, "Dear...Joe.......Dirt,

I...I...I...just plain old don't like you no more". I...I...I...wish you would just...go a-w-a-y.



Then, Joe Dirt's Italian mobster friend Clem says if he does it again, he'll stab him in the eye with a hot soldering iron".

 

But just after Clem's lecture, he saw a shiny schoolhouse fire extinguisher station, and it mesmerized him. Clem then said "You talking to me, you talking to me" and then a huge alligator chomped on Joe feet first, but his cigarette was still amaxingly in tact......

 

Then some fat kid said what was rule number three? Joe said not to bother him during his performance. And the fat kid said, so you don't know rule three? Then Joe says, Yeah, rule three is your foot in my azz, urrrr, my azz in your face. Yeeeeeeaaaah, that's what I thought.

 

Then a horseriding cop roped poor joe with a bunjee cord and joe fell off a bridge, which happened to be right next to the alligator farm. But it was ok, because blue had tied the bungee cord to a meteor containing space peanuts, aka the boeing bomb.

 

The pawn shop dude says what you got here is a big ol' chunk of poopy...See the peanut? Dead giveaway. So Blue and Joe go eat hamburgers and french fries with ketchup off of the big chunk of poopy. Some boys came by and accused them of being queer, but blue told them off. Joe found $5 and said he'd keep Blue's half for him.

 

Then with the change left over joe bought a plymouth and got a job at a radio station. Then they had a run in with a security gate attendant while driving to work....

 

because Blue had a big bag of marijuana in his pant pocket.

 

Turns out blue has glaucoma, and did not need glasses.