came that stupid monkey again....

 

and was he pissed! Now he was wired with explosives, and in his little monkey paw was a push button. He said, "Nobody move, or I'll...

 

huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down! Then he proceeded to...

 

quote bad poetry and everyone started screaming at him to push the button but...

 

instead he reached into his vest pocket and pulled-out two tickets for the 7PM showing of "Planet of the Apes 23". "OK" he said, "It's your choice. Either...

 

at the very last second, Tiki Barber remembered that famous magic word and screamed it out at the top of his lungs "XYZZY"...

sorry, too late!

 

and when they arrived at the pearly gates of heaven, there were the other two monkeys and they had...

 

hitch-hiked their way onto a boeing 747 and parachuted down to meet the other on his way to the serenity of heaven, but then, all of a sudden, there was..........................

 

another guy already falling down from another airplane that flew past him. He had been one of the hijackers, and the Presudent of the United States (Harrison Ford) pushed him out of Air Force One when he told him to "Get off my airplane"....

 

And the monkeys, Little Eli, Tiki, Joe Dirt, Mattineer, Blue, Hulk and the hulks, wonderwoman, (who am I forgetting), Forrest Gump, Lieutennant Dan, lived happily ever after...................... ...........................until............. .............one day....................... ..........................

 

Mattineer came along, and.....

 

revealed his hidden identity of Kris Murphy, which inturn created.......................

 

a GREAT DEAL of concern for Kris Murphy's husband...

 

because Kris Murphy is really a man, but that was common knowledge around those parts

 

and now that info is being made public he is concerned because same sex marriages are illigal in Louisanna so...