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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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because Kris Murphy is really a man, but that was common knowledge around those parts
as was the fact that Kris Murphy's husband had once been a female...
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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and now that info is being made public he is concerned because same sex marriages are illigal in Louisanna so...
they decided to ride a bicycle for two in the middle of a country road. Little did they know that Blue/Green was pulling up behind them in his F-150. Blue/Green got so aggravated he waved to them with only one finger. They quickly.........
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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they decided to ride a bicycle for two in the middle of a country road. Little did they know that Blue/Green was pulling up behind them in his F-150. Blue/Green got so aggravated he waved to them with only one finger. They quickly.........
blew them in the weeds, laughing hyterically as he
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:13 PM
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blew them in the weeds, laughing hyterically as he

took out his fire hose he had rigged up to a water pump in the back of his truck. With this look of glee in his eyes......
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:14 PM
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took out his fire hose he had rigged up to a water pump in the back of his truck. With this look of glee in his eyes......
when he realized he had used all his water on the last batch of riders, so
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
when he realized he had used all his water on the last batch of riders, so

he found a beautiful country lake just off the beautiful country road that the bike riders were on and took his fire hose to syphon some water out of the lake. Little did he know that the bikers....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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he found a beautiful country lake just off the beautiful country road that the bike riders were on and took his fire hose to syphon some water out of the lake. Little did he know that the bikers....
were also coming to the lake. They arrived as he had his hose in the water, and began stripping off to go skinny dipping. So
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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were also coming to the lake. They arrived as he had his hose in the water, and began stripping off to go skinny dipping. So
as Blue's hose began growing as the water filled, it popped out of his hand. He then noticed that the biker's weren't human at all. They were 3 aliens from the planet ORK.
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:34 PM
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as Blue's hose began growing as the water filled, it popped out of his hand. He then noticed that the biker's weren't human at all. They were 3 aliens from the planet ORK.
He finally got his hose under control, put it away and quietly slipped down near the water. He gathered up all their clothes and ran back to his truck yelling..
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:37 PM
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He finally got his hose under control, put it away and quietly slipped down near the water. He gathered up all their clothes and ran back to his truck yelling..
Mork from Ork has landed, Mork from Ork has landed! All of a sudden, Richie Cunningham came out from behind a tree. But he was wearing Fonzie's black leather jacket. Blue/Green was so confused that he......
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:39 PM
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Mork from Ork has landed, Mork from Ork has landed! All of a sudden, Richie Cunningham came out from behind a tree. But he was wearing Fonzie's black leather jacket. Blue/Green was so confused that he......
Jumped in his truck, peeled off sliding in a circle ( he has the Edge), ran over all the bikes and took off down the dirt road till he .....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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Jumped in his truck, peeled off sliding in a circle ( he has the Edge), ran over all the bikes and took off down the dirt road till he .....
sees that there is no more road. Just a cliff high up in the mountains. He puts the truck in reverse peeling off in a semi circle (because he has an Edge), and ends up near a country inn where he decides to stay for the night. Little did he know that the inn is haunted by the ghost of.....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:48 PM
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sees that there is no more road. Just a cliff high up in the mountains. He puts the truck in reverse peeling off in a semi circle (because he has an Edge), and ends up near a country inn where he decides to stay for the night. Little did he know that the inn is haunted by the ghost of.....
Stealth of Christmas past as well as the three monkeys. Then....
 
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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:53 PM
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Stealth of Christmas past as well as the three monkeys. Then....
Stealth and the monkeys take Blue/Green on a trip to his past to try to get him over his anger from bikers on a road. So they come to a little 6 year old Blue/Green just learning how to ride his bicycle (training wheels still on).
 
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