Let's talk sex II (When was the last time?)
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From: Paragould Arkansas
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Went home for lunch and... Well... I had a nooner, even though it was like- 11:30...
Nice...
(August 24th)
I like it in the day time...
Nice...
(August 24th)
I like it in the day time...
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by 3valve
Wow...you do get it frequently. August 24 is tomorrow! Beat that somebody!
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by 3valve
Wow...you do get it frequently. August 24 is tomorrow! Beat that somebody!
Dang- Man- I've been trying to rush this week past...
Make that August 23rd...
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Went home for lunch and... Well... I had a nooner, even though it was like- 11:30...
Nice...
(August 24th)
I like it in the day time...
Nice...
(August 24th)
I like it in the day time...
not nice to brag
morning rox-----------favorite after pt when you're already revved and sweaty.
dh is gonna so be in for it tomorrow
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by zoo crew
favorite after pt when you're already revved and sweaty.
That's no lie....
That's the only things I liked about PT shorts- you didn't even have to get undressed completely- easy access, just slide 'em to the side...
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by 3valve
Hersh...I thought you already had today's sex? You need to save it up for tomorrow and give her a good poundin. Dam sex addict.
I'm just glad I don't smoke, do drugs or drink... If I got hooked on those like I'm hooked on the big "S", I'd really be in trouble...
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
My weekly was last night... I was tired, but she wasnt, so had to get it while it's hot! Ho hum now the wait til next week begins!
There should be a song called "Hey Rosie, take care of me til next week, please."
There should be a song called "Hey Rosie, take care of me til next week, please."
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Weekly?!
Man, you are lucky...
But, talk about having to get it when you can- My wife woke me up at 4:19 AM one morning, talking about she couldn't sleep.. I was dog-tired, dead-asleep- and really didn't feel like getting up; not even for that...
But, she kept messing with me...
Well, I was tired, but knowing that it could be another month before this happened again; I had to shake off the Z-Monster and get busy.
If you must wake up at that time of the morning, I can't think of a better reason to do so....
Man, you are lucky...
But, talk about having to get it when you can- My wife woke me up at 4:19 AM one morning, talking about she couldn't sleep.. I was dog-tired, dead-asleep- and really didn't feel like getting up; not even for that...
But, she kept messing with me...
Well, I was tired, but knowing that it could be another month before this happened again; I had to shake off the Z-Monster and get busy.
If you must wake up at that time of the morning, I can't think of a better reason to do so....
Originally Posted by cia-agent
That's no lie....
That's the only things I liked about PT shorts- you didn't even have to get undressed completely- easy access, just slide 'em to the side...
That's the only things I liked about PT shorts- you didn't even have to get undressed completely- easy access, just slide 'em to the side...
hell, cut out that damn liner!!! The new ones suck tho!
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Originally Posted by zapster
hold on a sec
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the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
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cool huh?
...zap!
did you know that this thread could get someone in serious trouble??
lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
cool huh?
...zap!
just a reminder
...zap!
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Well, my wife wouldn't trip...
Plus, I'd tell her...
If you want me to stay off of F150online, you need to ante-up the draws a little more often...
Give me a distraction!!
Plus, I'd tell her...
If you want me to stay off of F150online, you need to ante-up the draws a little more often...
Give me a distraction!!