Let's talk sex II (When was the last time?)
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
oh my god, this is why I get nothing done, I'm always here being entertained by THE best of the best in slapstick like entertainment
I love y'all
I love y'all
no autographs however
...zap!
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Saturday morning at 3'ish in the morning. Provbably non again for me until friday or saturday. It's as predicatable as clock work!
Yea marriage is great!
Yea marriage is great!
Originally Posted by zapster
hold on a sec
did you know that this thread could get someone in serious trouble??
lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
cool huh?
...zap!
did you know that this thread could get someone in serious trouble??
lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
cool huh?
...zap!
DAMMIT, now all the fun is gone. but it's prolly best....that what happens TDY stays TDY is a universal and useful piece of advice
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Originally Posted by zoo crew
DAMMIT, now all the fun is gone. but it's prolly best....that what happens TDY stays TDY is a universal and useful piece of advice
does that mean today?
i'm sorry to throw a wrench in everyones transmission
but things could happen
i suppose?
...zap!
Originally Posted by zapster
explane tdy
does that mean today?
i'm sorry to throw a wrench in everyones transmission
but things could happen
i suppose?
...zap!
does that mean today?
i'm sorry to throw a wrench in everyones transmission
but things could happen
i suppose?
...zap!
TDY-- army jargon for temporary duty.... like a school or training usually for a few days to months somewhere far or far enough from home.
many call it temporarily divorced
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From: ....I could be anywhere....
Originally Posted by zoo crew
TDY-- army jargon for temporary duty.... like a school or training usually for a few days to months somewhere far or far enough from home.
many call it temporarily divorced
many call it temporarily divorced
thank you
...zap!
i'm sorry i brought this whole subject up
or not
...zap!
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From: Cheyenne, WY
Hmmm I've been so busy with work lately that I haven't been here for a week. Nice topic CIA.
Ok to answer truthfully. Been with my wife now for 13 years. All the fun stopped shortly after the wedding ring went on (some of you married guys can sympathise). Now days the interval is like once every 3 to 4 months.
Yeah it really sucks because I don't like manual manipulation. Like I have said before, ever wonder why I work out 3 to 4 times a week??
Ok to answer truthfully. Been with my wife now for 13 years. All the fun stopped shortly after the wedding ring went on (some of you married guys can sympathise). Now days the interval is like once every 3 to 4 months.
Yeah it really sucks because I don't like manual manipulation. Like I have said before, ever wonder why I work out 3 to 4 times a week??
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From: Westminster, CO
Originally Posted by Dad's Hoss
Hmmm I've been so busy with work lately that I haven't been here for a week. Nice topic CIA.
Ok to answer truthfully. Been with my wife now for 13 years. All the fun stopped shortly after the wedding ring went on (some of you married guys can sympathise). Now days the interval is like once every 3 to 4 months.
Yeah it really sucks because I don't like manual manipulation. Like I have said before, ever wonder why I work out 3 to 4 times a week??
Ok to answer truthfully. Been with my wife now for 13 years. All the fun stopped shortly after the wedding ring went on (some of you married guys can sympathise). Now days the interval is like once every 3 to 4 months.
Yeah it really sucks because I don't like manual manipulation. Like I have said before, ever wonder why I work out 3 to 4 times a week??
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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
That's just wrong man. Way too long apart even for a married man. Time to rekindle the relationship a bit bud.
Spoken like a true single man....
It falls off- trust me. And, it's not a guy's fault...
Yet, if you go get some extra-curricular @$$, then you lose your wife, house, and half...
There's a food that reduces a woman's sex-drive by 95%....
Wedding Cake.
Like they say: Men use "love" to get women, women use "Sex" to get men. We're supposed to LOVE them unconditionally- but conditions must be optimal for them to "sex" us after marriage..
I have a headache.
I'm tired.
I have to go to work.
Didn't we just do this last week?
My mother's in the other room.
Your mother's here.
What if your sister walks in?
What if my brother walks in?
What about the baby?
What if the baby wakes up?
We need to go pay these bills.
I thought you were tired?
It's 10:00 AM
It's 6:00 PM
What if the lawn-mower guys hear us?
Not in the living room!
Why you always want to do this in the kitchen?
Man- when you get married- there's a TON of reasons of why you can't or shouldn't. But when you're single it's.
This is your *****.
You don't have to ask me for it.
If we be real quiet, your roommate won't hear us.
Quick, I have to be back at work in 30 minutes.
I got us a hotel room.
Do you want me in your new car?
You know we have to do it in every room of this apartment.
You dare me to walk outside naked?
I can't keep my clothes on around you.
You make me feel safe.
If I go more than a day without feeling you, my body starts aching...
Single guys- I'm sure I'm not the only one who heard all of that before- you'd better record it and use it as evidence for when you get married- because otherwise- after the first few years- all you'll hear are excuses not to, instead of reasons to.
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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
I didn't say it falls off into oblivion- but, it does fall off...
If you go from 3-4 and sometimes 5 times a week (My personal record- 8 times in one weekend; accomplihed twice 1991 & 1994) down to 2-3 times a month, or less...
That's falling off... Almost to the point that every time is like the first time...
If you go from 3-4 and sometimes 5 times a week (My personal record- 8 times in one weekend; accomplihed twice 1991 & 1994) down to 2-3 times a month, or less...
That's falling off... Almost to the point that every time is like the first time...
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Yea it defianatly decreases.
When Wife and I was dating I got it 3-4 times a day.
Soon as I said I do, then she said I don't do that anymore!
Couple of years after first kid 9 months 3 weeks later then it droped to once or twice a month or so. Then there was aspell of once every 3 or 4 months now are up to weekly. Ocasionialy she will get a wild hair and is every night for a week or two. Then all to soon we go back to the weekly routine. Man I love those wild hairs!
When Wife and I was dating I got it 3-4 times a day.
Soon as I said I do, then she said I don't do that anymore!
Couple of years after first kid 9 months 3 weeks later then it droped to once or twice a month or so. Then there was aspell of once every 3 or 4 months now are up to weekly. Ocasionialy she will get a wild hair and is every night for a week or two. Then all to soon we go back to the weekly routine. Man I love those wild hairs!