Let's talk sex II (When was the last time?)
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From: Westminster, CO
Ya'll are inspiring me to go out and get a horny girlfriend. I only got it once a week with my Ex and we weren't even married yet. To be honest, we just both worked too much and were too tired/lazy too often. 
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Bighersh Alter-Ego
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Ya'll are inspiring me to go out and get a horny girlfriend. I only got it once a week with my Ex and we weren't even married yet. To be honest, we just both worked too much and were too tired/lazy too often.
Been there- done that..
MAn; I've been married 11 years and I still don't thinkI've hit that as many times as I hit my ex in Arizona over a 6-month period... I didn't think God made a woman that wanted it as much as I did. I can assure you, he did...
This girl was insatiable.... (This was the same girl I told you guys before that had come from AZ to TX to be with me over a 4-day weekend; that was upstair "bucket-nekkit" when I met the girl who would become my wife in the laundry room.)
I love my wife- but damn- I miss ol' girl sometimes too....
Let's just say she was double-jointed. Limber, and could stay like that indefinitely... We just synched up on many levels... You know how there are some chicks that you only go for one with; then there's others that you can reach 3 or 4 with, and never stop... She was the later...
With no exaggeration- things went on between she and I that'd make Ron Jeremy blush and be embarrassed.
You ever been "hittin'-it" so good that you wished a friend would walk in and catch you?
That's what I'm talking about.
Those days are gone....
Now it like go, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (ahhhhhhh)
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From: Titusville, FL
Originally Posted by cia-agent
You ever been "hittin'-it" so good that you wished a friend would walk in and catch you?
That's what I'm talking about.
Those days are gone....
Now it like go, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (ahhhhhhh)
That's what I'm talking about.
Those days are gone....
Now it like go, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (ahhhhhhh)
Been there, done that! High-fives afterwards.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by cia-agent
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You know how there are some chicks that you only go for one with; then there's others that you can reach 3 or 4 with, and never stop...
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You know how there are some chicks that you only go for one with; then there's others that you can reach 3 or 4 with, and never stop...
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Hmm I wonder where she is now????
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