you should try a sex shop... bar of soap with a hole cut is old school... LOL.
Or try watching the old lady thats on late at night, I forget the name of the show, but she always pulls out some new type of sex toy and describes how it works, and she answers sex questions from callers.
Just remember, sex toys aren't just for girls... LOL. Not that I'd know, I don't need any, I get it on a regular basis...
It's not Dr. Ruth, but I can't think of her name. Some of the calls are hilarious and make me blush even. Some people call and say "yeah my whole family loves to watch your show together!" LOL nutsos.

 

 

I know this was posted awhile back, but i was just scanning over these pages and alomost choked on my Candy Bar when I ran by this one. I loved his(Farley) movies. She bit his nose off again at the end too.......

 

:FLIPOFF:

Rub it in, why don'tcha...

 

I have some soap with a hole in it, I thought the hole was to put a rope through it to hang in the shower. Damn!

 

you're NOT insensitive... I'm cranky..among other things :o

you shoulda posted a green w/ envy monster instead!

 

Cutting a hole in the hole huh? Hmm, I thought I was out of options once I out-grew to toilet paper roll.

 

Me thinks your imagination exceeds your memory.

 

Apperently Maxim magazine agrees.
http://www.maximonline.com/world_o_s...icle_5977.html

I think I'm going to get this for my boss for Christmas!

MEME THE MIDGET LOVE DOLL


http://www.xxxpartysupply.com/detail...Lsex-toys.html


Ohh wait he is a short man, he might take it as an ill taste crack on his size.
I probably make border line of to many cracks on his verticle challenge anyway. It's t ocheap and to funny not to give to somebody.... hmm who would be a good victim!

 

Is that Smeezy in the middle?

 

Actually, I didn't think that was that big, since I surpassed that around 15...
I doubt if "mister softy" could fit in there now, if you know what I mean.

I would say you should see me now, but- I don't like to brag...
Let's just say.. Well, let's just say!

 

Man, that's just down right NASTY!!!

Now I have a mental image...

Actually, what came to mind was the gerbil thing Richard Geer was rumored to have tried or tried or whatever.

CIA, stay away from the rodents MAN!!! J/K

 

LOL-

Hey, I was a teenager, and wasn't getting any...

I was just curious to see what it would look like going into, something.
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I admit, I was a creative lad, but- I'm sure I wasn't the first to try it. Imagine my dismay when it no longer would fit... I had to go to plan B then- find a real girl!
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Thankfully, at 16 I found a willing recipient. Oh, if I could rewind back to October 1985 and relive lifefrom there, with the knowledge I have today...


Now, I got a 17 year old "bater" in my house, and he wonders how I know he's a bater...

Dummy leaves evidence behind... Condom wrappers, flushed a condom and it came back up. I asked what was he doing, he said "trying them on". LOL, I used that one in the 8th grade!

I found porno books in his room under the mattress between the box springs (I was looking for his progress reports), and apparently they have a clique at school where these boys hand off video tapes to each other. I got up at o'dark thirty for some reason one night, and headed to the fridge. I saw the light under his door and realized his TV was on; as I got closer, I heard no sound coming out. I went to turn it off and there they were, going at it (Pretty impressively too) he was asleep, so- you know what that means...

The boy has run up $300.00 phone bills calling 800-hot-girls, then tries to lie & get mad when he gets caught. Not to mention the multi- hundred dollar pay-per-view movies on cable... Fortunately, we got them taken off... (This boy is far, far worse then I ever was... Then again, we didn't have 800 hot girls, internet or pay-per-view when I was growing up.)

Then there's the dead give-away, the 90-minute bathoom breaks...

If you have a teenage boy that's not gey; get ready- you are about to have a rabid masturbater on your hands... (No pun inended)

 

Can you imagine how nice it would have been to have internet, 1-900-talkdirty. Cinemax (AKA Skin-a-max) or pay per view when we were 13. OMG that sure beats (no pun intended) the bra section of a sears catalog!

Some reason this Rodney Carrington song came to mind and I found this page where somebody made a cartoon out of it!
Dear ***** - "Performed by Rodney Carrington"

 

You used Sears?!?!

I was just happy Mom kept getting the JCPenney's Catalogs...