Originally Posted by cia-agent

LOL-

Hey, I was a teenager, and wasn't getting any...

I was just curious to see what it would look like going into, something.
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I admit, I was a creative lad, but- I'm sure I wasn't the first to try it. Imagine my dismay when it no longer would fit... I had to go to plan B then- find a real girl!
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Thankfully, at 16 I found a willing recipient. Oh, if I could rewind back to October 1985 and relive lifefrom there, with the knowledge I have today...


Now, I got a 17 year old "bater" in my house, and he wonders how I know he's a bater...

Dummy leaves evidence behind... Condom wrappers, flushed a condom and it came back up. I asked what was he doing, he said "trying them on". LOL, I used that one in the 8th grade!

I found porno books in his room under the mattress between the box springs (I was looking for his progress reports), and apparently they have a clique at school where these boys hand off video tapes to each other. I got up at o'dark thirty for some reason one night, and headed to the fridge. I saw the light under his door and realized his TV was on; as I got closer, I heard no sound coming out. I went to turn it off and there they were, going at it (Pretty impressively too) he was asleep, so- you know what that means...

The boy has run up $300.00 phone bills calling 800-hot-girls, then tries to lie & get mad when he gets caught. Not to mention the multi- hundred dollar pay-per-view movies on cable... Fortunately, we got them taken off... (This boy is far, far worse then I ever was... Then again, we didn't have 800 hot girls, internet or pay-per-view when I was growing up.)

Then there's the dead give-away, the 90-minute bathoom breaks...

If you have a teenage boy that's not gey; get ready- you are about to have a rabid masturbater on your hands... (No pun inended)

Originally Posted by BRUZRs_Daddy

Whew...No gerbils. OK CIA, you're off the hook.

As far as the teenage masturbators in my house, I still have at least a few years before I have to think about it... My boys are only 4 years old and 11 years old...

Originally Posted by cia-agent

I don't know where the gerbil reference came from- I don't get down like that- I'll leave that to Richard Gere & Company. I don't know how anyone would even think to try that.

Can you imagine, looking at a rat/squirell/gerbil/hamster, etc.. And saying- You know, I wonder what that would feel like, up my ____.

That's a level of freakiness not even I will aspire to.

Originally Posted by BRUZRs_Daddy

No doubt...

I like to get my Freak-Own, just like the next, but that is just a bit too far on the wrong side of right. Besides, mine is EXIT ONLY!!!

Note to self: Get that tattooed on my belt line...

Originally Posted by lovetrucks

Hey-Haven't talked to you in awhile. How are you?

Originally Posted by BRUZRs_Daddy

GREAT!!! Just busy... Getting ready to do some stuff to the S-Crew!!! Nothing major, headlights, marker lights and a speed grill.