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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:21 PM
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Too many people watching the UNC/Dook game---sorry, gotta run---back to the game...

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Uncle Dooky?
 
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Uncle Dooky?
"Dook" is how UNC fans disparingly refer to Duke. Sorry 'bout that.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by referee54
"Dook" is how UNC fans disparingly refer to Duke. Sorry 'bout that.
Nah, I got it...I am just an a$$.



Crap...Hitched or Turbo might put that statement into their sig...
 
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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Dear Kobi

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up, etc.

My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my hot air balloon basket so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my truck, that I noticed that the chrome on the grill appeared to have a hairline crack.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer where I bought it?

Signed Confused Husband.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Screw50
Dear Kobi

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up, etc.

My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my hot air balloon basket so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my truck, that I noticed that the chrome on the grill appeared to have a hairline crack.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer where I bought it?

Signed Confused Husband.
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Dear Screw 50,

Consult the Care and Detailing forum for the chrome...start a thread in GD on how to dispose of wife...
 
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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Screw50
Dear Kobi

It was at that moment, crouching behind my truck, that I noticed that the chrome on the grill appeared to have a hairline crack.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer where I bought it?

Signed Confused Husband.
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You had me going, that was hilarious. Thank you, I really needed that good laugh.
 
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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:21 PM
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Try this one for a good laugh.......

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This is a tuff one to ask.... but.... if I have sex with my wife in her butt and like it, does that make ME gay? (not the happy gay). I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I've been wondering since last tuesday. Thanks....
 
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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
Try this one for a good laugh.......
Do you think that might be the reason why Kobi hasn't been around anymore?
 
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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
Try this one for a good laugh.......
The only problem Booder, I think TomT was serious when he asked that question.
 
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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by last5oh_302
Do you think that might be the reason why Kobi hasn't been around anymore?
Because he's butt hurt or offended?

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The only problem Booder, I think TomT was serious when he asked that question.
Yeah, but it cracks me up!
 
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Old May 15, 2008 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by jiggle
"A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction)."

The question is: Will the plane take off or not?
yes it will take off. Its wheels will be spinning twice as fast too.
 
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Old May 15, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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I don't think it will take off since I don't see any air flow over the wings and flight surfaces.
 
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Old May 15, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by wrench007
I don't think it will take off since I don't see any air flow over the wings and flight surfaces.
the plane would still be moving at the same speed as if it was not on a belt that was moving. A plane generates it thrust through the air not where it contacts the ground on the wheels. It is not a car.
 

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Old May 15, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by wrench007
I don't think it will take off since I don't see any air flow over the wings and flight surfaces.
Mythbusters did a show and proved that it will take off. Wheel speed has nothing to do with it taking off. The plane is propelled by the trust from the propeller or jet. A conveyer belt won't do anything to it, just make the wheels spin twice as fast. The plane will still accelerate and take off.
 
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Old May 15, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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