welcome to my nightmare, just then Freddy Krugger appeared and the star of our movie realized it was all JUST A DREAM. But as he stepped out of bed...

 

...Martha Stewart handed him a cup of coffee and a bratwurst muffin, and said- "come on, it is time to pick the toe jam from my toes and make me some toast! NOW!!!" with that, the star of our show rolls out of bed, reaches under his pillow, and pulls out a ....

 

.44 Remington Magnum. Points in the air and screams....

"Go the F%#K back to jail.

Pulls the trigger and shoots out a light, it falls and kills Martha Stewart. The live audience applaudes, and the star of the show gets his own show.

His first guest is

 

Ron Jeremy..... he says to the live audience, "what would you like me to do to Martha?" while to audience was abuzz, he walked over and ....

 

Kicked her DEAD body and flies filled the room. Ron runs screaming from the building.

Our new host, shots the body again, just to make sure she's dead.

 

Then TritonXLT comes in the room to see if Martha Stewart's spirit is present. He says "Martha? If you can hear me, let us know your here." Then an evil voice says GET OUT! ...

 

Then TritonXLT says "Ha! There's proof there is such things as ghosts! Then what happened next was amazing...

 

The ghost of Martha Morphed into Michael Jackson (just a little whiter though...) and he broke into song! He (it) began signing "Billie bob, is not my lover.... he's just a boy...." with that, Triton AGAIN reached under his pillow and.......

 

pulled out the ghost trap. And then zapped the ghost with one of those streamer ghost grabber guns off of Ghosbusters. Then he said, "Who ya gonna call?" Then the most bizarre thing happened...

 

mr t shows up and says "i pitty the fool!" where is mr magoo going now?

 

He's headed over to Fred Flintstones house, to get the latest... Seems that Fred has been consoling Betty Rubble, as Betty found Barney in the back yard with Judy Jetson. Well, it seems that Fred was giving Betty a few Cosmopolitans, and she was getting tippy- and well, one thing lead to another and........

 

Mr. Magoo was there also. Mr. T tried to sneak into the house to catch MR. Magoo, but all his GOld set off the Metal Detector. Then Dino started barking and growling at Mr. T, who was deathly afraid of prehistoric dogs, so He turned and ran away, however in the backyard, Betty was hammering cosmo's and then hopped in the hottub and she then took off....

 

all her clothes, and started screaming "Girls gone wild!" well, doncha know that mayanne and ginger were still neekid and they jumped in as well...... then granny showed up, still neekid (eewwwwwww....) and she hopped in as well. That raised so much comotion, that it awoke Barney, and he peered through the fence... Seeing betty with all the other women, he stated "I KNEW that betty swung both ways..." so he thought he would bring Judy jetson over and they all could......

 

see what a REAL WOMAN looked like. Not the sagging dropping mess that he married. So he grabbed Judy by the arm, who flintched and started screaming RAPE. With that all the women hopped out of the pool and started running toward the house. He explained to Judy what he was doing and she calmed down, and just as the nekkid women entered the house, He and Judy began to....

 

Wax Barney's prehistoric f-100. Ironically, Barney purchased one of the first ford pickups offered by Rock Ford, Henry's great great grandfather. Well as they waxed the truck, Fred poked his head in and said "Barney! what are you doing? You know my Chevy truck is better that your ford! it's built like a rock!" And Barney said- "Oh Fred- your Chevy is a rock... you just push it around the yard!" Well Wilma arrived at this point and overheard "Rock" and "Yard" and stated- "I hope theres a man here that can show me some "Rock yard" before long... So just then, .........