Rice is great. The majority of it grown in Texas goes into the production of Budweiser Beer. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

I haven't been in Houston or worked for the company for a while but they used to cook, dry, break up the stuff at the Maxwell House plant on Harrisburg in boxes labeled Minute Rice. (I think that has something to do with 1/4 mile times) At least thats what it looks like in the rear view.
Tom

[This message has been edited by blue blood (edited 03-10-2000).]

 

Blacklight, you hit most of the nails on the head. Missed a couple of things- such as the seats that are as low as the floor pan, and made of mesh, you have night-glo gauge faces, and some other things. Otherwise, great post- laughed very hard!

 

Blacklight, that was funny, I liked the one about a shift light w/ an automatic, that was classic!!!

 

Jeff S's post
<< Cutting My Springs" sung to "My Favorite Things" (from "The Sound of
Music") >>
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker
I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission
My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.

When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!

Day-glow orange shift ***** and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous
Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing
They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date?