History Made Last Night
#331
06-11-2008, 05:17 PM
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From the beloved comic Jimmy Durante....
"So, I goes into da restuarant and order Pheasant Under Glass.
They bring me my Pheasant Under da Glass and I notice a sign on the wall that says
'Watch Your Hat And Coat'
So, I watches my hat and coat and somebody steals my Pheasant Under da Glass"
aah..cha,cha..cha,cha
"So, I goes into da restuarant and order Pheasant Under Glass.
They bring me my Pheasant Under da Glass and I notice a sign on the wall that says
'Watch Your Hat And Coat'
So, I watches my hat and coat and somebody steals my Pheasant Under da Glass"
aah..cha,cha..cha,cha
Yep, Lotsa-gotchaz...
#334
06-13-2008, 09:47 AM
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I read where an old farmer was asked what he thought of Obama. He responded by calling Obama a "post turtle". When asked what he meant by that he said:
When your driving down the road and you see a turtle sitting on top of a post.
1. Someone put him there.
2. He doesn't know who put him there.
3. He doesn't know what to do now that he is there.
4. He can't get down without hurting himself.
5. If he does anything, he will fall.
When your driving down the road and you see a turtle sitting on top of a post.
1. Someone put him there.
2. He doesn't know who put him there.
3. He doesn't know what to do now that he is there.
4. He can't get down without hurting himself.
5. If he does anything, he will fall.
- NCSU
#335
06-13-2008, 09:48 AM
I would have been safe wre you not so quick!
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11-04-2008, 11:09 PM
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Beyond all the politics and partisan bickering, beyond all the racism and idiotic comments that might be made - to see an African-American finally lead a major party toward a presidential general election deserves the respect due. I'm sure this is an example of what Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream portrayed. I believe this shows the basic truth of what it really means to be American. - Og
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11-04-2008, 11:25 PM
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11-05-2008, 07:01 AM
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History sure was made. Reactionary voting instead of intelligence has placed an unqualified, inexperienced liar in charge. Heaven help us. Luckily the President can't do all of it on his own and 4 years goes by fast.
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11-05-2008, 07:23 AM
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Where is that any different to when Dubya was elected? Didn't see the outcry then, did you?