Man! I'm glad I'm on your side.




Wait a minute.

 

Me too!
"And may I say that is a lovely hat upon your big fat head Odin. Is it constructed of animal skins? The odor it emits is a pleasant diversion from that of your feet."

 

Here's an example:

"I'm a little confused with your tactics. So I'm gonna continue acting tough."
Ricky Bobby movie

 

Theres no way you can be a "wetback" with the intellect that you write in the form of prose...

 

Thak you! I think.


Since you've been so nice, I think I'd like to turn you onto a potential money making opportunity for your Mason jar collection...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

 

Now that's scary. The neo-con jenkem squad kicks in my door for jenkem huffing, finds the mason jars and book me as a dealer.

I'm a farter, nothing more!

(hey, I roll my own)

 

What the hell is that smell?

 

I can neither confirm nor deny at this time.

(...because my mom said no more computer until my homework is done. Won't be on tomorrow, I've got cheerleading practice)

 

Interesting video and discussion. I am liking RP more......

The best part of the video is the Iron Chef soundtrack!

 

I hate to bring bad news but, I'm pretty sure this is how it will go down.

At the Iowa Republican caucuses, representing the first votes cast in primary season, Paul will be a strong contender. However, Paul will finish third in Iowa behind Giuliani and Romney. Since Paul had spent weeks leading Iowa tracking polls, his third-place finish will widely be considered a sign that the campaign is losing momentum.

Paul will attend a post-caucus rally for his volunteers at the Val-Air Ballroom in West Des Moines, Iowa and deliver his concession speech, aimed at cheering up those in attendance. Paul will be shouting over the cheers of his enthusiastic audience, but the crowd noise will being filtered out by his unidirectional microphone, leaving only his full-throated exhortations audible to the television viewers. To those at home, he'll seeme to raise his voice out of sheer emotion. Additionally, Paul will begin his speech with a flushed-red face, clenching his teeth as he rolls up his sleeves.

This quote from the speech will be aired repeatedly in the days following the caucus:

“ Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Rudy Giuliani, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York … And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaararh!!! ”

This final "Yeeaarrah!!!" will become known in American political folklore as the "the Paul Holler"

It will haunt him until he concides, done in by a microphone that received from a single direction while the actual noise in the room made him all but inaudible to those present.

 

That's the spin his PR guru Howard Dean has suggested he use, if this particular scenario actually arises.

 

Ok, I'll admit I'm one bottle into the night I'm honored that one of the few threads I have ever started has been used as reference in this thread. (see the canadate calcualtor link on page 3)

That being said, I have live all but two of the years of my live in the state of Arkansas, many of which had Billary as govenor. Before I would vote for hillary I would cut my arm off with a dull, rusty spoon. I really do hate her that much. There are only a couple of people I would like to see on the White House porch come January 2009, they are Huckabee, Thompson and Paul. The sad thing is that I know I will end up voting for the person with (R) after their name only because they don't have a (D). It really is a sad state of affairs when I know almost 18 months out who I will vote for and I don't like them (Gulliani). I despise Gulliani but I hate him less than hillary. Damn the media and the fools that believe the 30 second sound bites that follow them.

 

Spin?

Here is the speech from his mic that filtered out all other noise in the room and became infamous.

Here is the speech as recorded from the room.
You can't even come close to hearing the scream.

Word to the wise, don't let anybody ever hand you a unidirectional microphone
unless you're singing onstage at some MTV awards.

 

Thanks again Wookie for that link. (post #34, page 1 for me)
There is a lot of bogus stuff on the net but, as many times as I ran thru the calculator I didn't see any bias.

You know what would be great?
You step into the voting booth and there aren't any candidate names,
just those questions as they are outlined on the calculator.

You fill it out, pull the lever and out pops a card that says,

'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST VOTED FOR _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ '

 

The engineer in me loved that link. Everything I do is broken into ones and zeros, why not who I vote for? I know what I believe just match me up the the guy who is the closest to me.