Great recap Kobster!!!!!!
Love the commentary!
Great choice of sponsors too!


Dont yell, just say... Turn to your right a little bit..good.. back straight, shoulders square "because this pushes thier hootie cans out. " But they dont know why your posing them that way, your just making them look good, thats all they care about.
Now put you right hand on you hip..good... turn your chin towards me... good.... raise your chin up... good... and smile... "click".

 

Well, for starters, I'd stay away from this option:

"Hey Toots! Come on over and sit your tight a$$ right here on my lap, you hot little chickie baby. You know you love this, right baby!?!"

(Because I just know this is your "Plan B").

 

ROTLMAO

 

AAAHHHHHHH, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

 

Kobi you have ruined any productivity I was hoping for today!

This is too funny!

Duke

 

Well first you oughta get to know her and talk to her whenever you see her so when you try to get her in your office it won't be so unexpected. Do you have your own office? If so then get her in there during your lunch break and lock the door. It won't look suspicious that your door is locked because you are 'gone to lunch'. That gives you about 30 minutes to an hour to do your business depending on where you work. At least that's what we did in high school.

 

Did you bang a teacher? and by "we" did you mean gangbang? She better not have been old like this.

 

Dude, that was always my teachers!!!!!!

I can only remember 2 of mine that were even worth considering material.

The ones that keep showing up in the news getting busted I was wondering where the heck those smoking hot teachers were....
Now I work in education, as a school photographer. All teh perks of being a teacher like this awesome summer break only with out the stress.

These teachers now........ I have not been at a school where there was not atleast 5 super model hot, and 90% of teh others are cute. I'd give my left one to get in the teachers lounge or janitors closet alone or with a couple of them!!!!!! I'd stay after School with them! No doubts about it!

 

Yeah where the hell were those hot teachers when i was in highschool ! There were a bunch i would have done, but they were either married or just not *****'ish enough.

 

I think his idea is good for me. He gets fired, his company pays out the *** to settle the suit, intern gets rich and my HR lawyer makes a bundle defending.

Then my lawyer owes me some gratuity work and I date the newly enriched intern who buys me a Red (with White stripes) Ford GT.

Go for it!