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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by kobiashi
Dude . . . you gotta admit, you were just asking for it there.
God, I crack myself up.
(Nothing but love for ya Mag)
Kobi, I'm so glad you came back!! I so love this place!!
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I'm bringing this thread back before I head off to sleep. I have a new problem... I can't tell the hot sister interns apart. It would appear they are both hot enough to consider sleeping with in my office. This is going to be a brutal summer. Should I just hit on both of them and see how the cards fall?
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Originally Posted by dzervit
I'm bringing this thread back before I head off to sleep. I have a new problem... I can't tell the hot sister interns apart. It would appear they are both hot enough to consider sleeping with in my office. This is going to be a brutal summer. Should I just hit on both of them and see how the cards fall?
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Originally Posted by dzervit
I'm bringing this thread back before I head off to sleep. I have a new problem... I can't tell the hot sister interns apart. It would appear they are both hot enough to consider sleeping with in my office. This is going to be a brutal summer. Should I just hit on both of them and see how the cards fall?
You should hang out with both of them and let one fall for you. Then you nail that one first and after her you can go for the other one and attempt a double header.
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From: Motor City
Originally Posted by F150 Duke
I personally think we need visual confirmation from Dz that these girls are actually "hot".
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Originally Posted by dzervit
Working on it. Gotta get the mojo going before I bust out the camera and shout "WORK IT GIRL, WORK IT!!"
Just tell them (and any other hot interns) that your making a "Collage" of all the interns and employee's to put up in your office. Im sure they will not even think twice.
I dont know if i spelled "Collage" correctly so i am sorry if i did not.
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Originally Posted by dzervit
Gotta get the mojo going before I bust out the camera and shout "WORK IT GIRL, WORK IT!!"
Kobi: "Hi everybody, and welcome to the Pfizer Post Game Show, where we examine some of the highlight posts made in threads, and todays is a winner. Let's go to the action . . . right after a word form our sponsors."
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Kobi: Thanks ****, and now back to the show. The internet is an amazing place where you can describe hot women that you see and even post pictures of them for all your online buddies to see, just seconds after you take said pictures. But it is also an arena that allows you to perpetuate the fallacy that you are a lady-killer, a Digital Don Juan, when in fact, you are merely . . . Fred Flintstone. Twinkle Toes Flintstone comes to mind, from that notorious episode where the large-lumbering Fred floated like a butterfly but had no sting. A place where you can let slip that, female-wise, you are an awkward Richie Cummingham, saying the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.
Therefore, it is not surprising that dzervit, inadvertently let it be known, that he was not the Romeo he made himself out to be, but rather more like Don Knotts, an awkward, stumbling dude, tripping over himself in an effort to get the girl. Because what white guy in his right mind and with any sense of suaveness and sophistication would yell out loud . . . "Work it girl ! Work it !" Here with me, to comment and analyze this fumble is our Online Expert on Women, Big Hersh. Hersh . . . . "
Big Hersh: "Thanks Kobi. It's a sad, sad, day indeed when an icon of this forum, a hero beloved by many, a man who who has brought laughter to thousands with his wit, and style, betrays himself with a simple slip. No real man, especially a white man, yells out "Work it girl. Work it." in an effort to impress a lady and to get her to do what he wants her to do. Lines like that are reserved for Oprah when she's talking to Tom Cruise while he's dancing on her sofa.
Let's go the the replay and examine it in slow motion.
So you can see here on the teleprompter, this is where D pulls out the camera . . . and right here, let's take a listen:
"WWWWWWWWWooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt gggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrll lllllllllllllll. WWWWWWWWWWWWWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkk iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt."
Pathetic. And I believe we have more video tape of the result. Yes, here's where the young lady kicks him in the nuts.
A nerd. That's all I can say Kobi. Back to you.
Kobi: Thanks Hersh. For those of you out there who want to know the real way to get the girl, read Hersh's new book, available at all Barnes & Nobles everywhere. Up next, what happens when a snobbish elitist thinks it's a good idea to leave the big city and move to the country. Right after this word from our sponsor.
Last edited by kobiashi; Jun 1, 2007 at 12:10 PM.