... put on your thinking caps. How do I nail a hot intern on my desk without getting fired?

Seriously, this years batch are top notch. One of which could be the future ex-Mrs. D



Yeah, I'm seriously freaking bored this afternoon. Putting off everything until tomorrow. Or Friday.

 

Where do you work if you don't mind me asking? I'd like a new job that has sexy interns! And I'm an office hook up pro, with my help we'll have a whole group of naked ladies on your desk. Unless your the ugliest guy in the world, in that case I'll have them on my desk

 

As always, this thread is worthless without pictures!!!!

 

Well I'm not a man, but my "5 year anniversary" watch from Intel says "Dennis" so I guess that counts.

This is what you need to do......

 

That's classified. The field of interns is plenty this year, just a bit more than half are chicks, and 2/3s of them are hot. Three of them are really, really hot. One of them needs to be the future ex. I'm only ugly on the inside, so getting them naked on the desk shouldn't be too difficult. Problem is keeping their moaning down as to not tip off the department across the hall.

I know, I know... but I actually like my job and don't want to get canned.

 

Just TEAR it up during lunch in your truck/car dude! & yea get some pictures of her with your cell phone will ya!

 

Lock your door and have at it. But pics are a must on this one! btw, I just had an interview yesterday. That gal was beyond gorgeous, I couldn't keep my mouth from droping to the floor. Guess I lost that job. My eyes were not focused in the correct spot.

 

That's a problem... I ride my motorcycle all the time. Though what hot intern doesn't want to ride a bike huggin' my manliness? A little after hours bike ride... Hmmmm..

No promises on the pics.

 

 

Although this question should be in Just Ask Kobi for me to officially respond, I will make an exception in this case and just answer your question here:

What are you . . . an idiot ?!?!?!?!?!

Your comments are foolish on so many levels. While I don't believe for a minute that you really intend to do it on your office desk (I've seen your desk and there's no room, not to mention that while she (and you) are on the desk y'all might accidentally hit the "easy" button from Staples), your post revels that you are seriously attracted to one or more of said interns.

First of all . . . common sense time. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER date/f**k/go out with/type your term of choice here someone from work (even if they are not on payroll). As the old saying goes, never eat where you sh*t. There's a reason old saying like that become old sayings . . . because they're TRUE!

Second . . . you love toys. You love toys more than most. Want to maintain the ability to have such toys? Then don't even joke about some babe being the "future ex-" anything. It's not funny and in real life it's tragic. Don't even kid about that stuff. Women get married for one thing only . . .the stupid romantic idea that they LOVE you and will live happily ever after. Once they realize that it is only a fantasy and not reality, they become bitter and eventually file for divorce . . . and then clean out your bank accounts, gain ownership over all your personal property, take the house, etc. etc. etc. It's not pretty.

Do yourself a favor...forget the pretty interns. Go buy some Magnapans. It's a much better return on your investment and you will enjoy them for years (which will not be the case with some bimbo).

Now go on . . . get outta here and go to your local hi-fi boutique.

You moron. (If I didn't care I wouldn't be so forthright with you).

 

Walk up and say, :Those clothes aren't very becoming of you, a creature like you should be in a high end dress or nothing. Infact I happen ot have a nothign dress policy in my office. Won't you step in?

 

Ahhhh Kobi, the voice of reason. I have upheld thus far my golden rule "Don't dip your pen in the company ink". I will keep it in my pants with this round of interns as well. I also wouldn't do it on my desk as you are correct it is way to messy and that 'Easy button' would go off at the wrong moment I'm sure.

While the thread was started in jest, I must admit thoughts in the back of my head of taking this particular gal out for drinks. Thanks for setting me straight. I have thought about these bad boys.

Thanks for keeping me meaningfully employed and happily single.

 

Wait... Kobi... what if I wait until the end of the semester? Fair game then?

 

GHB! It's what's for dinner.

 

Pop her numerous times on the sly over the course of the summer and then declare yourself a candidate for President on the Democratic ticket.......