Heck if I know!!!
Do I have stupid written across my screen name?
Thats why I want him to try it!

 

At least you have standards!!

You're so bad!!

 

That notion has been expressed once or twice. Wish that was the best thing I've ever been called.

 

OK, I'm do not have an advanced degree in psychology but me thinks you gotta get a little somethin' somethin' if you catch my drift. Drop the sex on the desk already, that's the part that was in jest! Before, during, or after her internship I have no plans to nail her on my desk. Now, if it was her AND her sister (did I mention the hot sister is here as well?) on my desk then I think I'd totally go with losing my job. I can find another job much easier than I could find the opportunity to nail two incredibly hot sisters on my desk.

What is the harm is asking the young lady out for drinks AFTER her internship is over? That is the question I was asking.

Yes, college.

 

i think you guys are looking at the staples "easy button" in the wrong way.

use the easy button to get her to bend over your desk and hit it, hit it hard.

 

I will address your questions in a moment . . . first, there is something in the thread that needs my attention . . . please stand by.

 

Well this shouldn't take long. Just to help out even more, I met Cindy Crawford this morning. Hubba hubba hubba...

 

Dude . . . you gotta admit, you were just asking for it there.

God, I crack myself up.





(Nothing but love for ya Mag)

 

Kobi, I love you! Will you marry me???

 

PSS... you poor guy...


How did this thread get from D, an intern and a nail gun, to you being stupid??



or something....

 

Degree deschmee. Gots nuthin' ta do wit it. (Sorry, I'm practicing for Kansas).

No kidding? Dude, I know you weren't serious about the desk. It was being used as a simile to demonstrate the foolishness of being involved with someone at work.

*eyes widen at the thought of hot sister*

None, as long as her affiliation with your place of business is null. However, the other issue I would raise is . . . age. How old are you? Just remember, she's 22 or thereabouts, and while it's always fun to imagine being with a hot 22 year old, it's a great fantasy until she opens her mouth and starts saying something. Then the realization that she's 22 sets in. While almost all women are neurotic and become psychopathic in later years, at that age, in addition to neurotic, you have the added pleasure of ADD like symptoms coupled with immaturity and a general lack of common sense. (Granted, that is true of almost anyone of any age these days (including men), but that's beside the point).

Go for it if you must. And if you do, and there's a really hot sister, call me.

 

Aren't you married . . . with spawn?

While Kobi™ appreciates the offer, he respectfully declines . . .
. . .
. . .
unless of course your net worth is well into 9 figures and/or you would be entitled to a divorce settlement of equal amount . . . then Kobi sez "Absolutely!"

 

My seriousness sensors must be out of whack. Damn hot girls. My apologies.

Seriously... not as hot, but when your sister is an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale... well being a 9 is still pretty good and qualifies you as hot.

Hot 22 year old. Check. All women are neurotic and become psychopathic in later years? I think they are like that out of the womb. Thus far I haven't found a single woman of any age that isn't nuts. So if the choice is there to listen to a hot 22 year old with perfect breasts talk about the Justin Timberlake concert she was at verses a 30-something talk about the wonderful duvet cover she saw... well, its not a tough choice.

I must now patiently wait 12-15 weeks. There IS a hot sister. Unreal. Now I just have to remember which one is named what.

I may have to pull out an old trick I used years ago... find hot girls switch port and yank! Wait for the call. Ahhhh, good times.

 

Gold digger....

 

Hey thats not funny, I am very self conscious about my intelligence, that hurts my feelings.






Just kidding thats hilarious!!!