grease my shaft

 

Crankshaft.

 

why dont you connect that fly wheel to my torque converter

 

You might want to have your rear end serviced.

 

Your third member is leaking

 

 

Just a few more...


Homo erectus

Uranus

motherlode

dishonorable discharge

quick load

rimshot

clean and jerk

poop deck

woodpecker

c0ckpit

kumquat

master cylinder

plug and play

Count Dooku

backpacking

mastication

Wackenhut (How'd you like to work for them?)

 

Another sign.

 

I have loads...(heh, that's one in itself!)

Anyway, town I work in is, "Cumming, Georgia". No kidding. My buddy's dad has a body shop and his last name is Head...Head's Body Shop in Cumming, Ga.

There is also:
"Cumming Eye Clinic"
"Cumming Pool Supplies"
"The Cumming Fairgrounds"
"Cumming Carpet Care"

Hell, I should just post a picture out of the phone book. It's a trip.

Oh yeah..."Cumming Fire Department"! No wonder I enjoy work so much.

 

I know a guy named Mike Hawk. Just say it a few times, youll get it




One time back when, we were discussing some book in a class, and the teacher was 'quizing' us, and asked us what part of the car this guy stuck his finger in to make sure the dealer didnt put sawdust in it. There was a pause then I shouted out "THE REAREND". Teach about had a heart attack and everyone else shat themselves. I was right though, teacher was looking for 'differential'.

 

when we were in high school we would submit a birthday announcement to be read on the PA during the morning announcements.

Happy Birthday to our friend, Stu Gaatz.

 

Hmmmm....Italian.

 

lol

 

For those of you who might not know:

An Italian-American corruption of the Italian words Stunatta and Cazzo. It literally means "Stupid ****"

 

Thank you