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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:33 PM
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Things that sound dirty....
But aren't.

I'll start,

Three and a half inch floppy.

your turn...
 
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:37 PM
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
But aren't.

I'll start,

Three and a half inch floppy.

your turn...
Doesn't sound dirty, just short.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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Cork soaker.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:47 PM
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When do you think you'll be getting off today
 
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Penetrating fluid.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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Stick the male plug into the female receptacle and jiggle it around a little bit.
 
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Hes got Candy spread out on the living room floor
 
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Stick the male plug into the female receptacle and jiggle it around a little bit.
I love going into Home Depot and telling the girl I need a female recepticle.
 
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We had a great time back when I was working in the Nuts and Bolts aisle at the local hardware store. Attractive women coming in and saying they need a screw. Some clever women would even say, "What are the largest nuts you have"
 
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Would you come with me please?
 
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In high school I worked at a gas station for a short while and I couldn't help but crack a smile when the good lookin women would say "fill me up"
 
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