blassap flapperap, E packer lomer!

 

I saw a picture a while back for a place called SOFA KING. Their slogan was "Our prices are SOFA KING low!!"

Say it to yourself a couple of times, you will get it.

 

just heard this on Fox News... the N. Koreans have a missile launch facility named of course..... the No Dong missile facility

I swear I'm not making this up either, that's so funny it has to be real.

 

Ward, I need you to talk to the beaver

 

and of course...


Colon Powell

 

To a pretty lady....."May I borrow your laptop?"

 

and for you race fans...


**** Trickle

 

When it's snowing outside......"Go on. Lick that pole. I dare ya."

 

Food:
A cook says: "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in" and "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist"
Mom at the dinner table: "don't play with your meat"
Your wife: "It's a little dry, are you sure you still wanna eat it?"

 

A buddy and I took his truck out of state for the weekend a while back to a car show, and visit my dad. While we were gone I picked up a set of Hooker headers. When we got back he told his wife I laid a couple of hookers in his bed. She was pissed! It was quite funny...

Also, as soon as we met up with Dad the wifey called my buddy's cell. Dad answered saying he was an officer with the Oklahoma City police department, and that the phone had been confiscated during an arrest. He just said he wasn't able to answer any question at that time, and she finally agreed and hung up.... He had to call her back and explain...

 

During science class.... "Teacher, Tommy said that Uranus was the 2nd biggest in the solar system!"

 

I'm usually very open.

 

.............All right now.......

 

Booby trap.

 

I just bought a Hummer