I'm not worthy!

 

You guys are hilarious.

 

place down the road named gaye manufacturing, sign says "deliveries in rear only."

 

Vladimir Putin

 

In my younger days I worked with a mainframe computer.

I spent my days in the computer room mounting tapes.

(I was by myself most of the time so I never got caught)

 

tastes like chicken

 

Kind of along the same lines.


One of my mechanics was working on an old 1086 International tractor. The 3-point hitch was not working. He came in and brought a shaft that was broken. He called it a Donkey D!@k. I said,"Excuse me?" And he said that's what its called. I looked in the parts book and could not find this shaft. So I called Case IH parts support and asked them about where to find the shaft that lifts the 3-point hitch, and he said "Oh you mean a Donkey D!@k?" Apparently this is a common name for this thing. We got the new one in, and let me tell you, it comes by its name honest.

 

Sure, I will mount your tires, ma'am!

 

RAM ROD

 

eating a taco

 

String cheese.

 

Or is it cheese string.

 

in England, it is perfectly acceptable to suck, long and hard on the butt of a ***

 

Ay maytee, shiver me timbers.

 

torque my nuts