Add to the story but dont end it

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #121  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:20 PM
Peacemaker's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,552
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
he said naw I want to go to the track to test out his new...
 
  #122  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:22 PM
BRUZRs_Daddy's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
Posts: 112
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
deisel engine and upgraded 6 ft long titanium vibrator shaft he just picked up from the local feed store/adult book store. no sooner did the thought come to mind when he noticed Smeezy, sitting on a fence post jumping up and down... "Talk about a Post *****...", he said. "Now, he/she has more splinters than a..."

 

Last edited by BRUZRs_Daddy; 10-06-2005 at 05:39 PM.
  #123  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:22 PM
cyclone vampire's Avatar
Suspended
Join Date: May 2005
Location: great white north
Posts: 841
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
have a party with Jenny Criag and sing...
 
  #124  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:25 PM
Bluejay's Avatar
Global Moderator &
Senior Member

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Posts: 26,019
Received 68 Likes on 64 Posts
Originally Posted by BRUZRs_Daddy
Wait, what's that sound? It's Smeezy, sitting on a fence post jumping up and down... Talk about a Post *****, Now, he/she has more splinters than a...
than a skunk has stink. So, wonder where CIA is today or Dzervit they must be....
 
__________________
Jim
  #125  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:30 PM
cyclone vampire's Avatar
Suspended
Join Date: May 2005
Location: great white north
Posts: 841
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
having a party with jenny craig and singing......
 
  #126  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:32 PM
RockyJSquirrel's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,376
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
than a skunk has stink. So, wonder where CIA is today or Dzervit they must be....
out test driving that ugly new Mitsubishi truck. I heard that they got...
 
  #127  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:42 PM
04 RED LARIAT's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ky/Va Mountains
Posts: 3,138
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
pulled when Cia was screaming at latino ladies on the....
 
  #128  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:45 PM
BRUZRs_Daddy's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
Posts: 112
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
PA system that was in the truck. You see this was not your average truck... It was a trade in from the Barnum and Bailey's circus and was used to...
 
  #129  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:47 PM
Bluejay's Avatar
Global Moderator &
Senior Member

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Posts: 26,019
Received 68 Likes on 64 Posts
herd the elephants. Then Dzervit put on a Richard Nixon mask and ......
 
__________________
Jim
  #130  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:50 PM
04 RED LARIAT's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ky/Va Mountains
Posts: 3,138
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
walked up to his service manager and flipped him off only to find...
 
  #131  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:51 PM
BRUZRs_Daddy's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
Posts: 112
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
started pointing at his Johnson, saying, "It's not a crook-ed"... All of a sudden they slammed on the breaks, causing...

EDIT: 04 Red beat me to the punch...
 
  #132  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:52 PM
Bluejay's Avatar
Global Moderator &
Senior Member

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Posts: 26,019
Received 68 Likes on 64 Posts
they had decided not to charge him for the service, but after getting the bird, they were going to charge him for abusing the rental car. So D...
 
__________________
Jim
  #133  
Old 10-06-2005, 05:55 PM
BRUZRs_Daddy's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
Posts: 112
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
with the mask still on, started pointing at his Johnson, saying, "It's not a crook-ed"... Everyone looked at him as if to say...

EDIT: There, I still got to use the line...
 
  #134  
Old 10-06-2005, 06:28 PM
PSS-Mag's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Posts: 891
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
As if to say, "The He!! it aint!!!!"

Then JifeGuardJoe puls into the parking lot to see what is playing at the theater. When.........
 
  #135  
Old 10-06-2005, 06:30 PM
wittom's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Western Massachusetts
Posts: 1,919
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
a curb jumps out in front of him. He screams...
 


Quick Reply: Add to the story but dont end it



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:50 AM.