he said naw I want to go to the track to test out his new...

 

deisel engine and upgraded 6 ft long titanium vibrator shaft he just picked up from the local feed store/adult book store. no sooner did the thought come to mind when he noticed Smeezy, sitting on a fence post jumping up and down... "Talk about a Post *****...", he said. "Now, he/she has more splinters than a..."

 

have a party with Jenny Criag and sing...

 

than a skunk has stink. So, wonder where CIA is today or Dzervit they must be....

 

having a party with jenny craig and singing......

 

out test driving that ugly new Mitsubishi truck. I heard that they got...

 

pulled when Cia was screaming at latino ladies on the....

 

PA system that was in the truck. You see this was not your average truck... It was a trade in from the Barnum and Bailey's circus and was used to...

 

herd the elephants. Then Dzervit put on a Richard Nixon mask and ......

 

walked up to his service manager and flipped him off only to find...

 

started pointing at his Johnson, saying, "It's not a crook-ed"... All of a sudden they slammed on the breaks, causing...

EDIT: 04 Red beat me to the punch...

 

they had decided not to charge him for the service, but after getting the bird, they were going to charge him for abusing the rental car. So D...

 

with the mask still on, started pointing at his Johnson, saying, "It's not a crook-ed"... Everyone looked at him as if to say...

EDIT: There, I still got to use the line...

 

As if to say, "The He!! it aint!!!!"

Then JifeGuardJoe puls into the parking lot to see what is playing at the theater. When.........

 

a curb jumps out in front of him. He screams...