out like a little girl and then notices that there seems to be a little wet spot on the front of his pants. He sits on the curb now, with tears in his eyes, wet pants, and a boo-boo on his knee.... He says in a whiny voice, I wish someone would...

 

help me. Then Edwar Deliquar walks up and says "Pissy pants is a good name for you."

 

and i bet if we look at your rear end we could call you "skid mark"

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So, he picks up the 6 foot vibrator, and tapping it on each of LifeguardJoe's shoulders, says, "I dub thee Skidmark Pissy-Pants..."

 

why are they picking on you lgj?

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Then LGJ calls him a french fried ******. Edwar didn't like that none so...

 

he conspires with George W. Bush to outlaw all small yellow cars in the United States. LifegardJoe askes 01XLT Sport for advice. '01 says...

 

Boy, zip your pants back up and.....

 

and smack me on the @ss, cause you sure do have nice....

 

set of pot's and pans in your kilt...sit down while I prepare your super of..,

 

nuts and bolts that came from my car because the 8 billion watt amp shook it to death

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.................................................. ..............with all its bass. It was straight up trippen gangster...

 

so gangster you could pop a cap in ya momma's *** and feel it

 

deeeep down in your loins

 

and then you pass out

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