Everyone ran for cover when they realized who it was driving the mountaineeeeeer, it was...

 

hard to tell what his face looked like, but the voice sounded eerily like Cartman from Southpark... yelling, "DIE HIPPIES!!!"

 

Bill fell out of the passenger side, looked around and asked if the Cards won, then he...

 

said you guys have to help us stop the squeaking and rattling in this Mountaineer when Jamzwayne looked over and saw that there was an old 8 track playing some 60s music and it was stuck, so that is squeaked and rattled. He ...

 

crapped his pants... "NO" he exclaimed, "I can't believe those goddamned sammich eatin'...

 

sumbishes wouldn't drive a heritage STX. These are the....

 

lamest ford trucks ever made, they're even worse than...

 

my grandmothers pinto, boy I would be ashamed if I knew...

 

...that these Ford owners had way too much time on their hands and should be out enjoying their trucks.

 

...that the meaning of life was knowing How to power shift a 2.3 lt pinto as I speed across the sate of Montana, I run over a ........

 

a viberator hooked to a Briggs and Stratton and an empty Corona bottle. That means.....

 

Smeezy's been through here and the vibrator ran out of gas... I wonder what he/she...

 

will do for fun now? Maybe he she can climb trees with RockyJSquirrel or maybe....

 

swing naked from tree to tree collecting nuts to feed to...

 

Dzervit since he is on a diet and looking to eat anything he can find. but......