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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:47 PM
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My wife's guns...

Yes...she could use a tan.

I'm growing a little skeerd of her lately...I'm all for supporting her construction/building/painting/whatever hobbies...but...geesh...



She's hoping to start working out when the weather gets rainy...as-is, she uses 'landscaping' as a means to keep ~fit.

This summer she has:
  • Filled in 50' of ditch running along the front-side of our yard - cut and folded back existing sod. Placed pea gravel, drain piping, more gravel, fill/top, re-placed folded sod...
  • Built a Playhouse complete with slide, swings, 'climbing wall, and monkey bars
  • Planted 4 large trees
  • spread several yards of bark, gravel, fill/top, crushed rock
  • whatever else she does around the house while I'm slaving away for "TheMan"
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:55 PM
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...sounds like a keeper to me!!!
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:55 PM
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yea but does she cook and clean....elsin she aint too useful...
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:01 PM
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yea but does she cook and clean....elsin she aint too useful...

She usually sets an alarm to remind her to stop what she's doing outside, and start dinner in time for it to be ready when I get home from work.



She's not a 'clean freak' but she keeps a good house.

She loves her job...now, if she could make and sell stuff we'd get extra $ for stuff for her truck!

heh
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:10 PM
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Ok keep her
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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Nice guns. Nice biceps too.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:20 PM
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lol - those 'other' things in the pics are 'headlights'...



And yeah...those aren't bad either. Sometimes I forget she's had kids
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:21 PM
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Tell her to quit sucking in.....
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Tell her to quit sucking in.....

leave our sex life out of it!



That's the shape her stomach makes when she 'honches up' a 'double bicep'.

No idea if she's holding her tummy in or not - I don't have the guts to ask!

 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:52 PM
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C'mon man, alteast lie to us and say that shes getting so buff from waxing the F150! You know, wax on, wax off.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:59 PM
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Sweet. If she gets done with your property, ship her over here! I've got a few projects she could bulk-up with. I'd rather sit on the couch stuffing my fat **** with Cheetos.

 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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Your lucky. Mine gets off the couch long enough to run to Walmart and get the latest "LOSE WEIGHT NOW PILL" and a big bag of corn chips. Guess which one the cabinet is full of?

But hey, she does let me spend money on po'*** drag racing
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 2fords
Your lucky. Mine gets off the couch long enough to run to Walmart and get the latest "LOSE WEIGHT NOW PILL" and a big bag of corn chips. Guess which one the cabinet is full of?

But hey, she does let me spend money on po'*** drag racing

Sorry bro...but LOL



 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 04:48 PM
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Yes, she has improved...

When I first started workign with her; she wasn't nearly that cut- but now....

(Just kidding)

Man; my wife USED to help do physical stuff around the house. Now, she doesn't do anything but lay around talking about how tired she is... Wake up in the morning...

Woo, I'm tired.
10:00 AM Woo, I'm tired.
Noon: I am so tired.
3:00 I need a nap
6:30 I didn't sleep well last night
9:30 What time are we going to bed
11:30 What time are you coming to bed
01:00 You still aren't in the bed?
05:45 What time did you come to bed?

I'm up every hour she's up, I up a lot of the hours she's not- but- SHE's always tired...

I must be a Cylon...
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Yes, she has improved...

When I first started workign with her; she wasn't nearly that cut- but now....

(Just kidding)

Man; my wife USED to help do physical stuff around the house. Now, she doesn't do anything but lay around talking about how tired she is... Wake up in the morning...

Woo, I'm tired.
10:00 AM Woo, I'm tired.
Noon: I am so tired.
3:00 I need a nap
6:30 I didn't sleep well last night
9:30 What time are we going to bed
11:30 What time are you coming to bed
01:00 You still aren't in the bed?
05:45 What time did you come to bed?

I'm up every hour she's up, I'm up a lot of the hours she's not- but- SHE's always tired...

I must be a Cylon...
lol! ya know? Have you tried the whole 'you are tired cuz you don't do anything' trick?
 
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