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dmp Sep 13, 2005 12:47 PM

My wife's guns...
 
Yes...she could use a tan. :p

I'm growing a little skeerd of her lately...I'm all for supporting her construction/building/painting/whatever hobbies...but...geesh... :)

http://www.imagehostingsite.com/files/5/marysguns.jpg

She's hoping to start working out when the weather gets rainy...as-is, she uses 'landscaping' as a means to keep ~fit.

This summer she has:
  • Filled in 50' of ditch running along the front-side of our yard - cut and folded back existing sod. Placed pea gravel, drain piping, more gravel, fill/top, re-placed folded sod...
  • Built a Playhouse complete with slide, swings, 'climbing wall, and monkey bars
  • Planted 4 large trees
  • spread several yards of bark, gravel, fill/top, crushed rock
  • whatever else she does around the house while I'm slaving away for "TheMan"

ToddziLLa Sep 13, 2005 12:55 PM

...sounds like a keeper to me!!! :thumbsup:

vader716 Sep 13, 2005 12:55 PM

yea but does she cook and clean....elsin she aint too useful... ;)

dmp Sep 13, 2005 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by vader716
yea but does she cook and clean....elsin she aint too useful... ;)


She usually sets an alarm to remind her to stop what she's doing outside, and start dinner in time for it to be ready when I get home from work.

:)

She's not a 'clean freak' but she keeps a good house. :)

She loves her job...now, if she could make and sell stuff we'd get extra $ for stuff for her truck! :D

heh

vader716 Sep 13, 2005 01:10 PM

Ok keep her :devil: :beers:

motrbotr Sep 13, 2005 01:12 PM

Nice guns. Nice biceps too. :D

dmp Sep 13, 2005 01:20 PM

lol - those 'other' things in the pics are 'headlights'...

:D

And yeah...those aren't bad either. Sometimes I forget she's had kids
:D

wstahlm80 Sep 13, 2005 01:21 PM

Tell her to quit sucking in..... :devil:

dmp Sep 13, 2005 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Tell her to quit sucking in..... :devil:


leave our sex life out of it!

:D

That's the shape her stomach makes when she 'honches up' a 'double bicep'.

No idea if she's holding her tummy in or not - I don't have the guts to ask!

:D

Monkey-1 Sep 13, 2005 01:52 PM

C'mon man, alteast lie to us and say that shes getting so buff from waxing the F150! You know, wax on, wax off.

dzervit Sep 13, 2005 01:59 PM

Sweet. If she gets done with your property, ship her over here! I've got a few projects she could bulk-up with. I'd rather sit on the couch stuffing my fat arse with Cheetos. :lol:

:banana:

2fords Sep 13, 2005 02:11 PM

Your lucky. Mine gets off the couch long enough to run to Walmart and get the latest "LOSE WEIGHT NOW PILL" and a big bag of corn chips. Guess which one the cabinet is full of?

But hey, she does let me spend money on po'ass drag racing :rocker:

dmp Sep 13, 2005 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by 2fords
Your lucky. Mine gets off the couch long enough to run to Walmart and get the latest "LOSE WEIGHT NOW PILL" and a big bag of corn chips. Guess which one the cabinet is full of?

But hey, she does let me spend money on po'ass drag racing :rocker:


Sorry bro...but LOL :)

:D

:rocker:

cia-agent Sep 13, 2005 04:48 PM

Yes, she has improved...

When I first started workign with her; she wasn't nearly that cut- but now....

(Just kidding)

Man; my wife USED to help do physical stuff around the house. Now, she doesn't do anything but lay around talking about how tired she is... Wake up in the morning...

Woo, I'm tired.
10:00 AM Woo, I'm tired.
Noon: I am so tired.
3:00 I need a nap
6:30 I didn't sleep well last night
9:30 What time are we going to bed
11:30 What time are you coming to bed
01:00 You still aren't in the bed?
05:45 What time did you come to bed?

I'm up every hour she's up, I up a lot of the hours she's not- but- SHE's always tired...

I must be a Cylon...

dmp Sep 13, 2005 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by cia-agent
Yes, she has improved...

When I first started workign with her; she wasn't nearly that cut- but now....

(Just kidding)

Man; my wife USED to help do physical stuff around the house. Now, she doesn't do anything but lay around talking about how tired she is... Wake up in the morning...

Woo, I'm tired.
10:00 AM Woo, I'm tired.
Noon: I am so tired.
3:00 I need a nap
6:30 I didn't sleep well last night
9:30 What time are we going to bed
11:30 What time are you coming to bed
01:00 You still aren't in the bed?
05:45 What time did you come to bed?

I'm up every hour she's up, I'm up a lot of the hours she's not- but- SHE's always tired...

I must be a Cylon...

lol! :) ya know? Have you tried the whole 'you are tired cuz you don't do anything' trick? :D


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