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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:03 PM
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lol! ya know? Have you tried the whole 'you are tired cuz you don't do anything' trick?

I have tried something similar to that.....we are no longer together.....but, not a big deal cause I don't want to be with someone that can't take my honest opinion when asked a direct question.....
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:05 PM
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Well you no good lucky SOB!!!!

j/j- my hats off to you bud!
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
I have tried something similar to that.....we are no longer together.....but, not a big deal cause I don't want to be with someone that can't take my honest opinion when asked a direct question.....

My wife and I have an understanding...

1) Neither of us is the ultimate example of physical perfection or attraction.
2) We Love one another.
3) Because #2 is true, we'll do our best to help one another feel comfortable in our bodies, our clothes, etc.
4) Because #2 and 3 is true, we also reserve the right to 'veto' an outfit either of us likes; realizing the way others see us in that outfit may not be with such flattery as we view in the mirror.
5) Remembering the premise of 'love', It's our duty to 'not' get upset when the other says 'Honey, those jeans/that shirt/whatever does nothing to flatter you - maybe try another (pair, version?).

I tell my wife often 'No, honey, those 'jeans' don't make your *** look big - your large-ish *** makes your *** look big. Not that it's a 'bad' ***, it's just you need to find a pair of jeans which minimizes the all-encompassing-ness of your ***.'

...I say that to her...in my head.

What comes out of my mouth?

"hrm...I think you have another pair of jeans which are 'more' flattering..."

or

"Those aren't your best pair, toots."





My wife IS a 'big girl'...big hands (we wear the same size gloves), big wrists (if I wore her watch, I'd only need to make it about one notch larger), big feet (she borrows my birkenstocks to check the mail and walks just normal/fine in them).

She's like...skinny-big.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dmp
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My wife IS a 'big girl'...big hands (we wear the same size gloves), big wrists (if I wore her watch, I'd only need to make it about one notch larger), big feet (she borrows my birkenstocks to check the mail and walks just normal/fine in them).

She's like...skinny-big.

she looks very attractive in this picture as well as the one in your "what do you look like thread"...
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by dmp
She's like...skinny-big.
Skinny-big; like that girl that plays "Starbuck" on Battlestar Galactica...

"I feel the caveman in me coming out"

Me likes skinny big....
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
she looks very attractive in this picture as well as the one in your "what do you look like thread"...

Thanks - she's reasonably cute, nice MILF Body...Excellent and loyal wife...great tween the sheets...AND...as you can see...she builds stuff AND drives an F150.

She's a keeper, that's foh sure.
 

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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Skinny-big; like that girl that plays "Starbuck" on Battlestar Galactica...

"I feel the caveman in me coming out"

Me likes skinny big....

Bingo! I too think that chick - Katee Sackoff - is very hot; no so much in her 'beauty'...but in her 'character'...her mannerisms.

http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/gir...ackhoff_10.jpg

Can't believe she let Baltar f__k her.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Man; my wife USED to help do physical stuff around the house. Now, she doesn't do anything but lay around talking about how tired she is... Wake up in the morning...

Woo, I'm tired.
10:00 AM Woo, I'm tired.
Noon: I am so tired.
3:00 I need a nap
6:30 I didn't sleep well last night
9:30 What time are we going to bed
11:30 What time are you coming to bed
01:00 You still aren't in the bed?
05:45 What time did you come to bed?

I'm up every hour she's up, I up a lot of the hours she's not- but- SHE's always tired...

I must be a Cylon...

You mean....your wife gets up before 10:00? How'd you train her to do that?
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 07:23 PM
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You mean....your wife gets up before 10:00? How'd you train her to do that?
Hah, as much I would like to know that trick, I kind of like the alone time.

dmp, you're wife looks and seems great, you should hire her out, for yard work of course.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 07:40 PM
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Damn you guys are funny ...
If you would have just kept them as a girlfriend most of you might not be having these problems .. ??
 
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by dmp
Thanks - she's reasonably cute, nice MILF Body...Excellent and loyal wife...great tween the sheets...AND...as you can see...she builds stuff AND drives an F150.

She's a keeper, that's foh sure.
Are you sure 'she' didn't have a surgery and forget to tell you about it? The photo doesn't give a view of the adam's apple area...
j/k
 
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:01 AM
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Are you sure 'she' didn't have a surgery and forget to tell you about it? The photo doesn't give a view of the adam's apple area...
j/k

I'm quite sure she's always been a woman....I met her when she was 11. I'm pretty sure she was a girl.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by dmp
....I met her when she was 11.....
 
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80

....we didn't start dating until she was 17, however.



When she was 11, I was dating her older sister's best friend...we all were 16.

Her older sister ended up marrying my brother 2 years later; I married my wife when she was 18.

 
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:42 AM
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Her older sister ended up marrying my brother 2 years later; I married my wife when she was 18.


you sure your not from AR?......
 
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