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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 08:39 PM
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closer9, my best friend has a 66 Belvedere II two door with a 318. 55,000 miles, and the only thing not bone stock is the paintjob. Nice car, rides like you're floating on a cloud, hehe.,,,,98

Looks like this one, but black interior, and skinny whitewalls.

http://www.avonhill.com/thumbnails/c...lvedereII.jpeg
 
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 08:56 PM
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Originally posted by 98SCREAMER
closer9, my best friend has a 66 Belvedere II two door with a 318. 55,000 miles, and the only thing not bone stock is the paintjob. Nice car, rides like you're floating on a cloud, hehe.,,,,98

Looks like this one, but black interior, and skinny whitewalls.

http://www.avonhill.com/thumbnails/c...lvedereII.jpeg
Hey, cool! Not something you see everyday... or very often. Mine looks like this except dark brown with a copper interior and white top, and in pieces. Hoping to get it painted this summer. I'm thinking Burnt Tangerine (or something similar to Project Copperhead's color on Trucks TV), with a black interior and black top...

 
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 09:14 PM
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 09:15 PM
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Damn, nice car man! He's been thinking of getting a set of wheels like that, or at least an FM radio, hehe. Music is very sparse on AM here, you're lucky to find anything other than Spanish music, or talk radio.,,,,98


How many threads go off topic at least once. ALL of them, or a good 90%. So off my back please:o
 

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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 10:35 PM
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Originally posted by lees99f150
Lo Siento Mucho

Q: What do you get when you cross a sponge with a potato
A: I don't know, but it would sure hold a lot of gravy.
 
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 11:03 PM
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{How many threads go off topic at least once. ALL of them, or a good 90%. So off my back please} Quote

Humph.... The "word association" thread hasn't gone off topic once.

 
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Old Mar 28, 2005 | 12:51 AM
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Cool

One of the 10% that don't, lol!,,,,98
 
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Old Mar 31, 2005 | 04:39 AM
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time to put this thread back on line.... with bad jokes.

here goes.

a priest, a mexican and a rabbi walk into a bar. the bartender says, "is this some kind of joke"?
 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 10:46 AM
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Did you hear Kenny Rogers was back on tour? His bus was just coming in to OKC on I40 when it actually lost a rear wheel. Everyone was okay, and while the tire guys were there working on it Kenny grabbed his guitar, and sang 'em a song... "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"


Did you hear Willie Nelson was killed last night? He was playing On the Road Again.

Q: What do you call Dolly Parton in the bath tub?
A: Islands in the stream.
 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 02:19 PM
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Q: Your riding down the street in a yellow submarine and your front left bumper falls off. How many screws does it take to fix a light bulb?













































A: None, because ice cream has no bolts.






 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Jamz.......WTF?
 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 02:35 PM
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I couldnt resist.

A long, long time ago in a town far, far away. I was told by my English teacher to get up in front of the class and tell a joke (because I was talking while he was talking).

That is the joke I told the class.

I am a Smart ****.
 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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From: COLUMBUS GEORGIA
How does a whale have oral sex?


















He bites the head of a submarine and sucks out all the seamen!
 
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 04:03 PM
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DING DING DING We have a winner! That IS the worst one yet!!!
 
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