two nuts are walking through a park, one was assaulted.

 

Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his clothes whiter than white?
A: Bleee-yatch!

 

!. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzaall

2. Why cant a bicycle stand up?
Its two tired.

 

Why did the police arrest the Bird
: Cause he was a Robin

 

Oh those are bad.

Keep 'em coming guys!!

 

Q: What goes, "clip - clop, clip - clop, clip - clop, BANG, clip - clop?















A:That would be an Amish drive by.

 

^^^ Jamzster where ya been??

 

^ Acute Bronchitis.

It's an MFer thats for sure. I have been off work and in bed (or in that area) since Sunday.

 

Well hope yer doin better...we missed you postin!

 

Thanks.

I'm back to cause trouble.

 

What do you get when drop a piano down a mine shaft??

















A flat minor

 

Q. Why does Mary Kay walk funny?
A. Her Lipstick

 

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to
the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back
home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with
me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new
pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn
about The Lord!?"


YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!







A little voice came out of the box:.....................

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

 

Q: What goes "ha-ha-ha-thump"?
A: Someone laughing their @$$ off.

 

I love that.