holes? by hand? we need a excavator for how many and how deep...so our next move is to....

 

Call Zap and have him bring over the dump truck to carry the dirt away. Then we need to....

 

find out who will pay him for the 2.30 per gallon diesel

 

(boy this is getting carried away lolololol keep up the good work)

 

Surely he will volunteer the gas inorder to save the world.. After all he uses that nice high dollar dump just to get wood, so he can afford it!

 

So- after Zap got wood from his dump truck, he used the money to save the world- first by utilizing his connections with the aluminum corporations to make a special collander hat to collect the information being telapathicly sent to him from the pizza emporium, so he knew when the damn pizzas were being delivered and then...

 

got back in the truck... went to the local home depot...rented a bobcat...took it to the site where they were looking for a .....

 

Big enough smelter to melt all the ugly Avalanche/ Honda (whatever they call that POS)/Aztec SUV's and build a big enough rocket to shoot at the inbound Blue laser beam that would split the planet Earth in half... Just as the missle was built and being launched, Hawkeye looked at the Missile and stated "OMG-- all those ugly vehicles melted together, it looks like a.........."

 

Ridgeline. That was it,...everybody threw-up. With a mighty roar, the missle headed skyward. Up, up it went, off into the stratosphere. "Wow...check that out", Dundee said to Radar as he looked at Hot Lips straining to look to the heavens. "That's the best.........

 

fireworks show i've seen in a long time...too bad the airplane got in the way...ahhhhhhh who cares...the plane only was loaded with.....

 

...Executives of Chevrolet that were headed to a conference to re-design the Chevy truck line. Well, at least that stopped one disaster from occurring, now we only have to deal with the other. Just then, Hogan and his boys realized that there wern't enough ugly aztec/ Avalanches melted down (because nobody bought that many anyway) to make another missle. So, Ginger and Maryann (Ummmmm Maryannn............) put on their skimpest thong bathing suits and planned a..........

 

bar-b-que for all that were there....but suddenly found out the cast from barney miller was supposed to be in attendance also...but wojo was running late and.....

 

...Fish had OD'd on viagra and was chasing Lovey all around the lagoon and humping palm trees. Well, that isn't what I had planned, said ginger, as she spyed the professer and Colonel Hogan kissing behind the hut. Humph...... next I'll probably see...

 

Johnny Depp on a huge sail ship in the lagoon. Thinking she can finally escape, Ginger...

 

Starts swimming for the Ship called the Black Pearl. But before she could get there....